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Hormone Monster: Come on, you got it baby.
Coach Steve: I think I put my pener in her sweetie?
Hormone Monster: That’s it, man! Your penner is a choo-choo train and her sweetie is a townie.”
Stanley Hudson: I'm the same around horny people.”
Jim Halpert: Absolutely not. It's just that sometimes goodbyes are a bitch.”
Mickey 'Bricks' Stone: What did you learn? In a sentence.
Danny Blue: Do it by the book.
Mickey 'Bricks' Stone: Screw up again, Danny and I'll have it tattooed on your arse.”
Frank: That's high praise indeed.”
Victor: He would shit his pants. We can't take that chance.”
Dr. Gregory House: There's no such thing! Our bodies break down, sometimes when we're 90, sometimes before we're even born, but it always happens and there's never any dignity in it! I don't care if you can walk, see, wipe your own ass... it's always ugly. ALWAYS! You can live with dignity; we can't die with it!”
Sarah Forbes: Why does everything that comes out of your mouth have something to do with sex?
Kurt Mendel: Maybe because were riding in a three billion dollar phallic symbol. Don't quote me.
Sarah Forbes: If I started quoting you they'd shut down the space program.”
Beth Huffstodt: A rainbow party? Wow. Byrd, I am so glad that she feel safe enough to tell us about this. And we'll talk about it and we'll just keep talking, you know, about it. And I'm sure there's a lot that your father and I need to learn. Honey, we could join P.F.L.A.G.
Dr. Craig 'Huff' Huffstodt: Why? He's not... Oh.
Byrd Huffstodt: What is P.F.L.A.G.?
Beth Huffstodt: Parents Of Lesbians And Gays. It's a support group for parents whose children are gay.
Byrd Huffstodt: What? What are you talking about? I'm not gay.
Beth Huffstodt: Oh. But isn't the rainbow a symbol for the gay community?
Byrd Huffstodt: It's a rainbow party. It's where girls wear lipstick and give guys blow jobs. That's it.
Beth Huffstodt: Blowjobs?
Dr. Craig 'Huff' Huffstodt: That's it?”
Ryan: Sometimes I think you talk just to make sounds.
Seth: Sometimes I do.”
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