“I just brought my friend to a house full of vampires. I brought my virgin friend into a house full of vampires.”— Marika Sawyer, Taika Waititi, Yana Gorskaya, Ra Vincent, Christian Sprenger, Nastasia Demetriou, Guillermo, Harvey Guillen, imdb.com
“[entering party] Alright, virgins to the left, non-virgins to the right. [to Crocket and Wheels] You guys split 'em up however you want.”— Harold Ramis, Len Blum, Daniel Goldberg, Janis Allen, Triipper Harrison, Bill Murray, imdb.com
“Being a virgin later in life can be, perhaps above all things, an incredibly isolating experience. Not only is it a highly stigmatizing label—only reinforced by media tropes that suggest that older virgins are merely punchlines—it’s also rarely discussed openly, honestly, or with any level of compas…”— Sophia Benoit, gq.com
“Seth: Comicon is basically a bunch of pathetic virgins ogling some porn star dressed as Catwoman. Ryan: I thought you said you went every year.”— Josh Schwartz, Ryan Atwood, Ben McKenzie, imdb.com
“Some ground rules: No slaughtering each other. Curb your wrath. Oh, and, uh, keep your hands off the local virgins, we're trying to keep a low profile here.”— Andrew Dabb, Baldur, Adam Croasdell, imdb.com
“Losing you virginity is a big life-changing experience, but things all around you won’t change much. People won’t see you any different. Your grades won’t be higher. Your sex-life definitely will be different but don’t expect much else to change.”— Lauren Sanchez, thetalko.com
“Sex is like a workout. Expect some sweat dripping down your face and all over your body. No one said this was a clean experience!”— Lauren Sanchez, thetalko.com
“No one actually cares if you're still a virgin. Yes, it seems like all anyone talks about is sex and like all of your friends are doing it and like the plot of 8 million movies involves Losing It. But trust us: You are not the last untouched human on Earth. Not even close.”— Kim Tranell, seventeen.com
“How does an orgasm feel? It’s never easy to explain your first orgasm. It’s a sensation that comes in waves of pleasure, like a pleasant muscle spasm.”— Cheryl James, lovepanky.com
“A few girls who have sex for the first time could experience some soreness for a day or two. You’ve worked your internal muscles that may have been dormant, so it’s natural to feel a bit sore just like you would after a good workout.”— Cheryl James, lovepanky.com
“Be sure to pee afterwards! Bacteria can get pushed into your urethra during any sort of sexual contact. You do not want to celebrate losing your virginity with a nasty UTI.”— Vanessa Marin, lifehacker.com
“Be prepared for clean-up. As mentioned above, there may be some blood involved. There may also be lots of bodily fluids that are rapidly sliding their way out of your orifices. Have a box of Kleenex or a towel nearby.”— Vanessa Marin, lifehacker.com
“Let me be real with you: your first time is probably going to be short (if there’s a penis involved), a little awkward, and not particularly fantastic. It will feel like there are an awful lot of limbs involved and no good place to put any of them.”— Vanessa Marin, lifehacker.com
“The worst thing you could do while having sex for the first time is not speak your mind. Even if your partner is more experienced than you, if there is something that you do not like, let them know. While if there is something you are open to experimenting with, let them know that too. In short, don…”— Nooriyah Merchant, thebrunettediaries.com
“Honestly, there is no right time to have sex for the first time. You need not wait till marriage to have sex, and no need to do indulge in the same before marriage either; have sex when you want to and when you feel it is the right time for you. Don’t let peers push you into it.”— Nooriyah Merchant, thebrunettediaries.com
“Clean your room beforehand. Excuse me, but how do you plan to get your freak on with that Pizza Hut box underneath your bed? Oh and don't think they won't smell the mildewy clothes pouring out of your closet.”— Paris Close, puckermob.com
“Losing your virginity doesn't have to be a big thing. You can do it with someone you love, are familiar with or even a completely stranger; it’s up to you.”— Addriey Jones, elitedaily.com
“Leave an air bubble at the top of the condom: This stops his liquid gold from breaking the condom once he comes.”— Addriey Jones, elitedaily.com
“Do not freak out (I repeat, do not FREAK out!) if he can't get it up or if he goes soft inside of you. This has nothing to do with you or the way you look. It does not mean you are terrible in bed or are not sexually pleasing.”— Addriey Jones, elitedaily.com