“Bertier: Hey, Julius I was thinking we could... Ronnie 'Sunshine' Bass: He's taking a shower. Bertier: What do you want, man? Ronnie 'Sunshine' Bass: You know what I want. [kisses him and Gary starts trying to punch him. The team is holding Gary back] Big Ju: There's too much male bonding in here. B…”— Gregory Allen Howard, Gerry Bertier, Ryan Hurst, imdb.com
“Seth: Not now, Mom. I'm studying naked. Summer: Eww. Seth: Summer? Summer: What kind of family do you have, Cohen? Seth: The kind where mothers and sons always wear clothing. Even in the shower.”— Melissa Rosenberg, Allan Heinberg, Seth Cohen, Adam Brody, imdb.com
“You maybe wanna take a shower. All of, like, North America would appreciate it.”— Philip Buiser, Tulip O'Hare, Ruth Negga, imdb.com
“You wanna grab a shower before we hit the road. You look like shit.”— Veena Sud, Stephen Holder, Joel Kinnaman, imdb.com
“Dr. Cox: Shower Shorts? J.D: For the man who has nothing to hide, but still wants to.”— Neil Goldman, Garrett Donovan, John 'J.D.' Dorian, Zach Braff, imdb.com
“Do you ever get hair from your head stuck in your buttcrack in the shower?”— Jen Statsky, Ilana Wexler, Ilana Glazer, imdb.com
“How do you keep a blonde in the shower all day? Hand her a bottle of shampoo that says ‘lather, rinse, repeat.’”— Unknown, tcat.tc
“A golden shower and Kite Runner reference in the same joke? Almost impossible! Almost impossible! I pull it off, because I care.”— Daniel Tosh, en.wikiquote.org
“I've never run into an uncleanly or gross one so I don't think it's that big of a deal in most cases — they've grown up with it, they've learned how to wash it.”— Lea Rose Emery, bustle.com
“Choose a waterproof vibrator to use in the tub or shower. The shower masks any vibrator noise, but not everyone can accomplish an orgasm standing up, and often we need a long time to get aroused enough. We can be more relaxed in the bathtub, but some vibrators make more noise under water.”— Joan Price, seniorplanet.org
“One morning, follow your man into the shower and wash him. It's really hot and a great way to show him how much you care about him.”— Sean Jameson, yourtango.com
“Just got out of the shower and had to text this really sexy guy I know. Didn't even have time to put clothes on.”— Paired Life, pairedlife.com
“Shower Before You Do ItA lot of the time, girls don't feel confident during sex because they're worrying about how their bodies look or how they smell. You can't change how you look overnight, but you can ensure that you smell delicious. Plus, a shower will leave you feeling fresh and clean, and wha…”— Jessica Booth, gurl.com
“Make sure all of his senses are filled with you. Men are drawn to the clean fragrance of your hair, the light scent of your perfume, and the delightful freshness of your freshly showered skin.”— Nick Slade, datingadvice.com
“I really should’ve showered. Murphy’s law. The one time we didn’t shower and you propose sexy time. We’re obviously not going to turn down the offer, but know that we are not proud of it.”— Juan Geel, cosmopolitan.co.za