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Quotes tagged “Grandma”
Boyle: You know how it is, when you have a chance to bed an older woman, you-
Jake: No, that's not an older woman; that's an old woman! That's someone's grandma!”
Simon: She named the baby 'Grandma'?
Matt: Her name was Jenny, Simon.
Simon: Oh. I had no idea.”
Donna: Have you talked to Red about this?
Eric: I'm not talking to my dad about this. Do you remember how angry he got when I didn't rake the yard? This is like, twice as bad!”
Ryan: Not when she looks like that.”
Snot: I want mine to have a sexy stripper name, like Honey.
Steve: I'm gonna name mine after my great grandmother: Glitter.
Snot: Naming your sex clone after your great grandmother. That's a nice way to honor her.”
“How far do you think I can kick this bucket?””
And we have no idea where the fuck she is.”
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