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[Lewis takes off his mask]
Betty Childs: [gasps] Ahhh! You're that nerd!
Betty Childs: [blissfully] Oh, you were wonderful.
[gasps in ecstasy]
Betty Childs: Are all nerds as good as you?
Betty Childs: How come?
Lewis: 'Cause all jocks ever think about is sports, all we ever think about is sex.”
Gilbert: Yes, this is way better than the dorm.
[Brick is hurled through the window]
Booger: What was that?
Gilbert: It says: ‘Nerds get out!’
Takashi: What is a nerd?
Gilbert: We are.”
Lewis: Hi, Gilbert. I'm a nerd too. I just found that out tonight. We have news for the beautiful people. There's a lot more of us than there are of you. I know there's alumni here tonight. When you went to Adams you might've been called a spazz, or a dork, or a geek. Any of you that have ever felt stepped on, left out, picked on, put down, whether you think you're a nerd or not, why don't you just come down here and join us. Okay? Come on.
Gilbert: Just join us cause uh, no-one's gonna really be free until nerd persecution ends.”
Booger: [to himself] I thought I was looking at my mother's old douchebag, but that's in Ohio.”
Tim: That's what I said: you're a nerd.
Lex: I am not a computer nerd. I prefer to be called a hacker!”
Ryan: I thought you said you went every year.”
Lionel: Uh, nothing that says wimpy specifically, but I have found a-a minor demon named Eligos. Possesses knowledge of hidden things, a-a demon of the mindscape.
Ash: Well, perfect. Sounds like a total nerd.”
Chrissy Seaver: [astonished] You ate green Jell-O?
Ben Seaver: Yeah. And it was like a nerd magnet. The whole Chess Club sat with me. They elected me president.
Maggie Malone Seaver: Ben, that doesn't make you a nerd.
Ben Seaver: [he pulls a piece of paper out of his back pocket] No? Well, this does. The school nurse says I need glasses. We're talkin' Full Frontal Nerdity.”
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