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Ricky Ricardo: I've got a joke you never heard in your life. I know a girl who's so dumb she thinks a football coach has four wheels. Ha ha ha.
[Audience is silent]
Lucy Ricardo: How many wheels does it have?
Morgan: Depends on what I say.”
Harvey: Actually, Libby, I don’t dance.
Libby: Excuse me? This is a dance, guess what we do here?
Harvey: Well you see for me, dance is sort of a metaphor.
Libby: For what?
Harvey: I don’t know, something else?”
Samantha Stephens: D for Dearest, or D for Darling?
Darrin Stephens: D for Dumb.”
Lenny: No, it didn't, it's right under your head.”
Shirley: Yes, but deaf, dumb, and unable to smell?”
Rebecca: Yeah, but it's such a great place. I mean, the motto is 'Live, Work, Play.'
Greg: We have a motto?”
Ken: Do you really wanna know?”
Herc: Dumb as a box of rocks.
Herc: White boys. Talking about the brain-deads in my Kane Street case. I call him up, I tell him I wanna buy some drugs. You know what he says? Says ‘Okay, I'll sell you the drugs. How much drugs do you want?’”
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