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Darrin Stephens (1964-1969 eps.) Quotes

Total quotes: 12
“Samantha Stephens: Darrin, do you love me?

Darrin Stephens: No. [Samantha is mad]

Darrin Stephens: I mean, yes, I love you but no, I won't do what you want me to do when you say 'Darrin, do you love me?'.”
— Darrin Stephens (1964-1969 eps.), Bewitched, Season 3: Twitch or Treat
Tagged: Love, Mad, manipulation
“Darrin Stephens: You know, Endora, sometimes you can be almost human.

Endora: This is no time to be insulting.”
— Darrin Stephens (1964-1969 eps.), Bewitched, Season 2: And Then There Were Three
Tagged: Witches, Mortals, insults
“You have personally set back the mother-in-law business 200 years!”
— Darrin Stephens (1964-1969 eps.), Bewitched, Season 1: That Was My Wife
Tagged: Mother in Law
“Darrin Stephens: Hello, sweetheart, this is your husband, D.

Samantha Stephens: D for Dearest, or D for Darling?

Darrin Stephens: D for Dumb.”
— Darrin Stephens (1964-1969 eps.), Bewitched, Season 1: Driving Is The Only Way To Fly
Tagged: dumb, Dearest
“Darrin Stephens: Pete, what do you do when you find out your wife's a witch? A very old witch.

Bartender Al: You do just like I done, pal. I mean, you just gotta learn to live with it.”
— Darrin Stephens (1964-1969 eps.), Bewitched, Season 1: Eye Of The Beholder
Tagged: Marriage, witch, double meaning
“Samantha Stephens: Mother's often said that mortals are their own worst enemies.

Darrin Stephens: You just said the one word I don't like to hear.

Samantha Stephens: 'Enemies'?

Darrin Stephens: 'Mother'.”
— Darrin Stephens (1964-1969 eps.), Bewitched, Season 1: A Nice Little Dinner Party
Tagged: Mother in Law, Witches, Mortals
“Darrin Stephens: Well, what are you going to do?

Samantha Stephens: I thought I'd take him to see Santa Claus.

Darrin Stephens: Another one?

Samantha Stephens: The real one.

Darrin Stephens: The real...? Are you telling—are you trying to tell me there really is...?

Samantha Stephens: Of course there is, darling.

Darrin Stephens: Where? I mean wha-whe-wha-where does he?

Samantha Stephens: Where does he live?

Darrin Stephens: Yeah.

Samantha Stephens: The North Pole!”
— Darrin Stephens (1964-1969 eps.), Bewitched, Season 1: A Vision Of Sugar Plums
Tagged: Santa Claus, North Pole
“Kermit: Susan's never talked like that before.

Samantha Stephens: It is strange. She was so friendly at first.

Darrin Stephens: She wouldn't have, if my wife had gone and powdered her nose, instead of twitching it in other people's business.

Samantha Stephens: I didn't say a word.

Darrin Stephens: You didn't have to.”
— Darrin Stephens (1964-1969 eps.), Bewitched, Season 1: Love Is Blind
Tagged: Witches, Meddling
“Darrin Stephens: [Gasping] What's in that drink?

Liza Randall: Root beer?

Darrin Stephens: Root beer and what?

Liza Randall: Scotch.”
— Darrin Stephens (1964-1969 eps.), Bewitched, Season 1: The Girl Reporter
Tagged: root beer, Scotch, spiked drink
“Darrin Stephens: I don't mean to be disrespectful, but we wanna live normal lives.

Endora: What is normal to you, young man, is to us asinine.”
— Darrin Stephens (1964-1969 eps.), Bewitched, Season 1: Mother Meet's What's His Name
Tagged: normal, asinine, disrespectful, Witches, Mortals
“So my wife's a witch. Every married man has to make some adjustment.”
— Darrin Stephens (1964-1969 eps.), Bewitched, Season 1: I, Darrin, Take This Witch, Samantha
Tagged: witch, married man
“Darrin Stephens: You're a what?

Samantha: I'm a witch!

Darrin Stephens: That's wonderful. We'll talk about it tomorrow.

Samantha: Now! I am a witch. A real broom-riding, house-haunting, cauldron-stirring witch.”
— Darrin Stephens (1964-1969 eps.), Bewitched, Season 1: I, Darrin, Take This Witch, Samantha
Tagged: Witches
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