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Harvey Kinkle Quotes

Total quotes: 14
“Wait a minute. How are you gonna quit magic? Go to Witch Watchers?”
— Harvey Kinkle, Sabrina, the Teenage Witch, Season 7: Witch Way Out
Tagged: Pun, joke, witch, Magic, Weight Watchers
“Susie: The Fly is about body dysmorphia.

Harvey: Isn’t it about a guy who turns into a giant fly?”
— Harvey Kinkle, Chilling Adventures of Sabrina, Season 1: Chapter Four
Tagged: The Fly, Body Dysmorphia, Literal, obvious
“But please don't ever do that again. Use magic with me. Or on me, or near me. Never again.”
— Harvey Kinkle, Chilling Adventures of Sabrina, Season 1: Chapter Eleven
Tagged: Magic, Warning
“Harvey: Are you going to do something here?

Nick: I am, farm boy.”
— Harvey Kinkle, Chilling Adventures of Sabrina, Season 1: Chapter Ten
Tagged: farm boy
“Sabrina: Could you draw me a map? 

Harvey: A map? To what? This isn't The Goonies.”
— Harvey Kinkle, Chilling Adventures of Sabrina, Season 1: Chapter Six
“Sabrina: ...So then, Jenny’s dad landed on Park Place, and to pay the rent he had to borrow money from her little brother. It was super-funny.

Harvey: My family can’t play board games, not since the Pictionary incident. I still can’t talk about it...”
— Harvey Kinkle, Sabrina, the Teenage Witch, Season 1: Jenny's Non-Dream
Tagged: Games, Family, joke, Competition, Monopoly, Pictionary, Competitive
“I’m done being a coward.”
— Harvey Kinkle, Chilling Adventures of Sabrina, Season 1: Chapter Ten
Tagged: coward, Brave
“There’s no flying in my life without you, Sabrina Spellman.”
— Harvey Kinkle, Chilling Adventures of Sabrina, Season 1: Chapter Two
Tagged: Flying, Codependency
“He said that his dream was that my dreams came true.”
— Harvey Kinkle, Chilling Adventures of Sabrina, Season 1: Chapter Eight
Tagged: Dreams, Dream Come True
“Libby: Come on Harvey, let’s hit the floor.

Harvey: Actually, Libby, I don’t dance.

Libby: Excuse me? This is a dance, guess what we do here?

Harvey: Well you see for me, dance is sort of a metaphor.

Libby: For what?

Harvey: I don’t know, something else?”
— Harvey Kinkle, Sabrina, the Teenage Witch, Season 1: Dream Date
Tagged: dance, Date, Metaphor, joke, dumb
“Harvey: You know, the only reason I took Home Ec. was so I could eat during class; Coach says I’ve still got to bulk up, and carbo-loading can get pretty lonely...

Sabrina: Well, we’ll keep you company any time you have to eat.

Jenny: Yeah, we’re good at that.

Harvey: Hey, I’m going to the pizza place tomorrow night to force down eight slices, do you guys wanna watch?”
— Harvey Kinkle, Sabrina, the Teenage Witch, Season 1: Bundt Friday
Tagged: Sports, Home Ec, School, food, Pizza, Loneliness, Frinedship
“Sabrina: So, what did you wanna tell me that couldn’t wait till twelve thirty-seven?

Harvey: Something I should have said a long time ago: I think we should go steady.

Sabrina: Steady? I’d like that. I’d like that a lot.

Harvey: And I want to give you something so we’ll never forget this moment. 

Sabrina: A bracelet! It’s beautiful.

Harvey: Read the inscription.

Sabrina: 'Harvey digs Sabrina!'

Harvey: Look on the back.

Sabrina: Twelve thirty-six?

Harvey: That’s what time it was when we first spoke in the cafeteria on your first day at school.”
— Harvey Kinkle, Sabrina, the Teenage Witch, Season 1: As Westbridge Turns
Tagged: Love, Romantic, joke, Relationships, Steady, nostalgic, Adorable
“Valerie: 'S,' because she’s so sublime,
'A,' because she’s awesome all the time!

Harvey: 'B,' because she’s the best babe in school, 'R,' because she really makes me drool!

Mr. Kraft: And 'I' is for the icon she’s become, 'N' is ‘cause she’s great, she makes me numb!

All: And 'A,' it’s redundant to say, is the great mark she gets everyday! No matter how it’s spelled, Sabrina is unparalleled!”
— Harvey Kinkle, Sabrina, the Teenage Witch, Season 3: And the Sabrina Goes To...
Tagged: Song, poem, Poetry, Cheerleader, Cheerleading, Magic, Congratulate, Cheer
“Sabrina: Are you kidding? I’d love to meet the Violent Femmes! When? Where?

Harvey: Well, they’ll be signing CD’s at Music City in Boston tonight at midnight.

Sabrina: Midnight! That’s perfect. I have no conflicting plans. But I still have to ask my aunts.

Harvey: Just tell them what I told my parents. It’s an astrology field trip.

Sabrina: Don’t you mean astronomy?

Harvey: Wow, they’re paying even less attention than I thought...”
— Harvey Kinkle, Sabrina, the Teenage Witch, Season 1: Hilda and Zelda
Tagged: The Violent Femmes, Music, Astrology, Astronomy, joke, Family, Parents
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