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Bewitched

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Bewitched is an American fantasy situation comedy originally broadcast for eight seasons on ABC from 1964 to 1972. It was created by Sol Saks under executive director Harry Ackerman, and stars Elizabeth Montgomery, Dick York, Dick Sargent, Agnes Moorehead

Seasons

Season 1 (29)Season 2 (10)Season 3 (2)

Characters

Dick York (12)Samantha Stephens (12)Elizabeth Montgomery (12)Darrin Stephens (1964-1969 eps.) (12)Sol Saks (6)Agnes Moorhead (5)Endora (5)Bernard Slade (4)Paul Wayne (4)Richard Baer (4)

Darrin Stephens: I'm doing this for Sam's good. Believe me, I know every ache and pain that she has, and it hurts me more than her. Endora: It doesn't yet, but it will.

— Howard Leeds, imdb.com

Mother in Law Threats

Darrin Stephens: You know, Endora, sometimes you can be almost human. Endora: This is no time to be insulting.

— Bernard Slade, Darrin Stephens (1964-1969 eps.), Dick York, imdb.com

Witches Mortals insults

Samantha Stephens: Darrin, do you love me? Darrin Stephens: No. [Samantha is mad] Darrin Stephens: I mean, yes, I love you but no, I won't do what you want me to do when you say 'Darrin, do you love me?'.

— Robert Riley Crutcher, James S. Henderson, Darrin Stephens (1964-1969 eps.), Dick York, imdb.com

Love Mad manipulation

I know I'm a little vague at times, but on the other hand, when I forget something, I'm definite.

— Howard Leeds, Aunt Clara, Marion Lorne, imdb.com

Vague Memory

As I was saying, there are times when being a witch can be very satisfying.

— Paul Wayne, Samantha Stephens, Elizabeth Montgomery, imdb.com

Witches Satisfying

Samantha Stephens: That was a mean, low, sneaky, underhanded trick! Endora: Yes, it was. And I'm quite pleased with myself.

— John L. Greene, Samantha Stephens, Elizabeth Montgomery, imdb.com

underhanded Sneaky

Gladys Kravitz: [talking about Samantha] I bet she has some strange disease, and we could catch it. Abner, you wanna wake up with something strange? Abner Kravitz: I've been doing that for twenty years. Why change now?

— Paul Wayne, Gladys Kravitz, Alice Pearce, imdb.com

disease insults Marriage

Samantha Stephens: Well, I've learned something very important tonight. Darrin Stephens: What's that? Samantha Stephens: Never let your husband criticize on an empty stomach.

— Paul Wayne, Samantha Stephens, Elizabeth Montgomery, imdb.com

arguments empty stomach

Try to understand, Darrin, you're only a mortal. No offense.

— Ron Friedman, Uncle Arthur, Paul Lynde, imdb.com

Mortals Warlocks

Where there's a witch, there's a way, you know.

— Bernard Slade, Aunt Clara, Marion Lorne, imdb.com

Witches

Darrin Stephens: But if that mother of yours ever pulls a stunt like that again, I'm gonna use a little magic of my own. Make a few of her teeth disappear. Samantha Stephens: And no jury will convict you.

— Howard Leeds, Samantha Stephens, Elizabeth Montgomery, imdb.com

Mother in Law

A witch who's on the wagon is no match for an elf who's on the warpath.

— Paul Wayne, Endora, Agnes Moorhead, imdb.com

witch Elf Warpath

Endora: I hate to criticize a man when he's down, Samantha, but Donald always struck me as being overly sensitive. Samantha Stephens: His name is Darrin!

— Richard Baer, Samantha Stephens, Elizabeth Montgomery, imdb.com

Mother in Law

Samantha Stephens: Darrin, are you mad at me? Darrin Stephens: No, that's not the word. Samantha Stephens: Furious? Darrin Stephens: You're getting warmer.

— Richard Baer, imdb.com

angry furious

Larry Tate: Hi Honey. Decided on what you wanna do yet? Louise Tate: I don't care. What do you wanna do? Larry Tate: I don't know. What do you wanna do? Louise Tate: Oh, anything. But you make up your mind, Larry. I'll do anything you wanna do. Larry Tate: Okay, ah let's go to a ball game. Louise Ta…

— Bernard Slade, Larry Tate, David White, imdb.com

Indecision

Samantha Stephens: Oh, boy. That Mr. Kravitz sure is a great sleeper. Darrin Stephens: He's also a good snorer with amazing long-range reverberations. Samantha Stephens: There was a fleeting moment there around three am, when I thought we were under attack by enemy aircraft. In a way, it's kind of c…

— Richard Baer, Samantha Stephens, Elizabeth Montgomery, imdb.com

Snoring

You have personally set back the mother-in-law business 200 years!

— Ken Englund, Darrin Stephens (1964-1969 eps.), Dick York, imdb.com

Mother in Law

Darrin Stephens: Hello, sweetheart, this is your husband, D. Samantha Stephens: D for Dearest, or D for Darling? Darrin Stephens: D for Dumb.

— Richard Baer, Darrin Stephens (1964-1969 eps.), Dick York, imdb.com

dumb Dearest

Samantha Stephens: All right, Mother. What's all this about? Endora: How did you know I was behind this? Samantha Stephens: I'm psychic.

— Roland Wolpert, Samantha Stephens, Elizabeth Montgomery, imdb.com

Psychic

Samantha Stephens: Mother's often said that mortals are their own worst enemies. Darrin Stephens: You just said the one word I don't like to hear. Samantha Stephens: 'Enemies'? Darrin Stephens: 'Mother'.

— Joanna Lee, Darrin Stephens (1964-1969 eps.), Dick York, imdb.com

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