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Jesse Pinkman Quotes

Total quotes: 11
“Ah, like I came to you, begging to cook meth. Oh, hey, nerdiest old dude I know, you wanna come cook crystal? Please. I’d ask my diaper-wearing granny, but her wheelchair wouldn’t fit in the RV.”
— Jesse Pinkman, Breaking Bad, Season 4: End Times
Tagged: Meth, meth cook, Nerdy, old dude, Crystal Meth, RV, Wheelchair
“We’re all on the same page. The one that says, if I can’t kill you, you’ll sure as shit wish you were dead.”
— Jesse Pinkman, Breaking Bad, Season 4: Box Cutter
Tagged: Same Page, Kill, dead, Shit
“Did you know that there's an acceptable level of rat turds that can go into candy bars? It's the government, jack. Even government doesn't care that much about quality. You know what is okay to put in hot dogs? Huh? Pig lips and assholes. But I say, hey, have at it bitches 'cause I love hot dogs.”
— Jesse Pinkman, Breaking Bad, Season 3: Fly
Tagged: rat turds, FDA, Assholes, Bitches, Hot Dogs
“Jesse: Got some big cow house way out that way, like two miles, but I don’t see nobody.

Walter: Cow house?

Jesse: Yeah, where they live.

Walter: …

Jesse: The cows!”
— Jesse Pinkman, Breaking Bad, Season 1: Pilot
Tagged: cow houses, Ignorance
“This is my own private domicile and I will not be harassed...bitch!”
— Jesse Pinkman, Breaking Bad, Season 3: Sunset
Tagged: Private Domicile, Harassment, Bitch
“I'M A BLOWFISH! BLOWFISH! YEEEAAAH! BLOWFISHIN' THIS UP!”
— Jesse Pinkman, Breaking Bad, Season 2: Negro Y Azul
Tagged: blowfish, I'm a blowfish
“Yeah, Mr. White! Yeah, science!”
— Jesse Pinkman, Breaking Bad, Season 1: A No-Rough-Stuff Type Deal
Tagged: Meth, Science, dumb
“So roll me further, bitch.”
— Jesse Pinkman, Breaking Bad, Season 3: I See You
Tagged: roll me, Bitch
“Jesse: Yo, I get I shouldn’t call, but I’m in a situation over here, and I need my money.

Walter: I just gave you $600.

Jesse: Yeah, and thanks, Daddy Warbucks, but that was before my housing situation went completely testicular on me, okay?”
— Jesse Pinkman, Breaking Bad, Season 2: Down
Tagged: Daddy Warbucks, Completely Testicular
“Jesse: Dude, you scared the shit out of me. When you say it’s contamination. I mean, I'm thinking like... an Ebola leak or something.

Walter: Ebola.

Jesse: Yeah, it's a disease on the Discovery Channel where all your intestines sort of just slip right out of your butt.

Walter: Thank you. I know what Ebola is.”
— Jesse Pinkman, Breaking Bad, Season 3: Fly
Tagged: Discovery Channel, Ebola, Contamination
“Jesse: [looking at the painting 'My Last Door' by Georgia O’Keeffe] Yo, I thought I was gonna see some, like, vaginas.

Jane: I didn’t say she actually painted vaginas. I said, some of her paintings looked like vaginas.

Jesse: Uh, seriously? Not even close.

Jane: Georgia O’Keeffe painted all kinds of stuff. Everyday items, her surroundings. Some of it evoked an erotic nature. It’s who she was.

Jesse: Not like any vagina I ever saw. This chick have medical issues?”
— Jesse Pinkman, Breaking Bad, Season 3: Abiquiu
Tagged: Georgia O'Keeffe, Vaginas, paintings
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