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Fred Willard

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Total quotes: 5

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Fred Willard

Birthname

Birthday: September 18, 1939

Birthplace: Shaker Heights, Ohio, United States

Educated At: Kentucky Military Institute, Virginia Military Institute

Nationality: United States Of America

Occupations: Television Actor, Film Actor, Actor, Crime Writer

Total quotes: 5

“Kids in the audience probably recognize me as Cowboy Willie on the Uncle Funnypants Show.”

— Fred Willard, Fernwood 2 Night S01e01 Talk To A Jew

Tagged: local TV

“We try to deal with problems that if left unattended might fester and swell and burst into some infected, pussy blister and ooze into the bloodstream of our community and make us sick.”

— Fred Willard, Fernwood 2 Night S01e02 Leisure Suits Cause Cancer

Tagged: Problems, fester, burst, Gross

“I'll bet you dimes to donuts that if Charles Manson were to drop dead today, Patty Krenwinkle wouldn't inherit a darned red cent.”

— Fred Willard, Fernwood 2 Night S01e05 Corporal Punishment 2

Tagged: dimes to donuts, charles manson, Patricia Krenwinkle, Manson Family

“Why, those lousy, no-good, rotten, stinking, commie pinko pigs.”

— Fred Willard, Fernwood 2 Night S01e04 Corporal Punishment 1

Tagged: anti-communist, commie, pinko

“Can I get you anything? A glass of water, a bowl of rice?”

— Fred Willard, Fernwood 2 Night S01e04 Corporal Punishment 1

Tagged: Microaggressions, stereotypes

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