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Joanie: [singing] Jingle bells, jingle bells, boring all the way.
Howard: No singing at the table, Joanie.”
Well Ma how are you and the family. Am wishing all of you at home a Merry Christmas also give Ralphie and Delores and Mafalda a real nice big Christmas kiss for me. Am in hope of seeing you real soon and will give you your’s. Don’t worry try and be merry and may God Bless all of you. Love and kisses to you the sweetest little mother in the world.
Kramer: What happened to the doll?
Frank Costanza: It was destroyed. But out of that, a new holiday was born. A FESTIVUS FOR THE REST-OF-US.”
Gene: Or Jews for Jesus on Hanukkah.
Teddy: Or me at a lesbian bar. Watched the hockey game at a lesbian bar, Bob. It was like I was invisible.”
Don't be a jerk. Be nice to babies and animals. Old folks, too. 'Cause that's how you'd like them to treat you! Use turn signals. Don't screen my calls. Don't you wreck the house when you deck the halls.
Spit your gum where it won't wind up on my shoe. Squeeze toothpaste from the bottom of the tube. Don't be a jerk.
It's Christmas! It's Christmas! When others are talking, never interrupt. Don't put people down or leave the toilet seat up.
'Tis the season to be jolly, not jerky!”
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