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Ralph Kramden Quotes
Total quotes: 23
Ralph Kramden
character
Total quotes: 23
“Ralph Kramden: Two thousand dollars, Alice! That's big, big, big! This is probably the biggest thing I ever got into.
Alice Kramden: The biggest thing you ever got into was your pants.”
Alice Kramden: The biggest thing you ever got into was your pants.”
Tagged:
Fat-Shaming
“Ralph Kramden: Nobody's one hundred percent, Alice.
Alice Kramden: You are. You've been wrong every time!”
Alice Kramden: You are. You've been wrong every time!”
Tagged:
insults
“Ralph: [to Norton] Hey, what does 'icky' mean?
Ed Norton: I don't know, why?
Ralph: Alice just said I was icky.
Ed Norton: Must mean 'fat.'”
Ed Norton: I don't know, why?
Ralph: Alice just said I was icky.
Ed Norton: Must mean 'fat.'”
Tagged:
icky
“Ralph: What do you know about fishing? When have you ever caught anything?
Alice: Fifteen years ago. I caught 300 pounds of blubber.”
Alice: Fifteen years ago. I caught 300 pounds of blubber.”
Tagged:
Fishing, Fat-Shaming
“[to Alice's mother; shouting] You—are a blabbermouth! A blabbermouth! You! Blabbermouth! Out!”
Tagged:
Blabbermouth, Mother in Law
“Ralph Kramden: There isn't room in this place for you and me!
Mrs. Gibson: There isn't room in this place for you and anybody!”
Mrs. Gibson: There isn't room in this place for you and anybody!”
Tagged:
Fat-Shaming
“You just decided for me, Alice. You just decided for me! I'm going on 'The $64,000 Question'. And do you know why? 'Cause I'm an expert in one of their categories: Aggravation!”
Tagged:
$64000 Question, aggravation
“Ralph: From here on in, we are deadly enemies. I don't want to see ya, I don't want to talk to ya, I don't want to have nothing to do with ya. If you see me coming down the street, get on the other side!
Norton: When you come down the street, there AIN'T no other side!”
Norton: When you come down the street, there AIN'T no other side!”
Tagged:
enemies, Fat-Shaming
“Ralph Kramden: [Alice's mother has been engaging in her typical insult-based banter with Ralph] Oh, you're startin' right in, huh? Startin' right in with the insults! No warmin' up in the bullpen or nothin', huh? Startin' right in! I remember when you used come over, you used to to start slow with a couple of 'Hello, Stupids' and stuff like that! Now I don't even get that, anymore, huh? Well, let me tell you somethin', and get this into your head! This is my home, and when you come in here, treat me with respect, and address me with a civil tongue!
Mrs. Gibson: Oh, why don't you shut up?”
Mrs. Gibson: Oh, why don't you shut up?”
Tagged:
insults, Mother in Law
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