Quotes tagged ‘Merry Christmas’

“In the end, the greatest snowball isn't a snowball at all. It's fear. Merry Christmas.”

— Mindy Kaling, Dwight Schrute, Rainn Wilson, imdb.com

“You know, during this joyous season, it is easy to forget the true meaning of Christmas. What Christmas is really about is the birth of the cute little baby who would grow up to die an unbelievably horrible death for our sins. You know who I'm talkin' about: Jesus, our Savior! Born from an attractiv…”

— Dino Stamatopoulos, Reverend Putty (voice), William Salyers, imdb.com

“Fred: A Merry Christmas to you, uncle! Ebenezer Scrooge: Bah! Humbug... What reason have you to be merry? You're poor enough. Fred: What reason have you to be so dismal? You're rich enough. Ebenezer Scrooge: BAH! Humbug!”

— Robert Zemeckis, Ebenezer Scrooge, Ghost of Christmas Past, Ghost of Christmas Present, Ghost of Christmas Yet To Come, Jim Carrey, imdb.com

“Fred: Don't be cross, Uncle! Ebenezer Scrooge: What else can I be when I live in such a world of fools as this? Merry Christmas! Out upon merry Christmas! What's Christmas time to you but a time for paying bills without money; a time for finding yourself a year older, but not an hour richer; a time…”

— Robert Zemeckis, Ebenezer Scrooge, Ghost of Christmas Past, Ghost of Christmas Present, Ghost of Christmas Yet To Come, Jim Carrey, imdb.com

“[about Bob Cratchit] Fifteen shillings a week, a wife and five children... and he still talks of a Merry Christmas!”

— Leslie Bricusse, Ebenezer Scrooge, Albert Finney, imdb.com

“Nephew Fred: A merry Christmas, Uncle Ebenezer! God save you. Ebenezer Scrooge: God save me from Christmas. It's another humbug. Nephew Fred: Christmas a humbug? Come, now. I'm sure you don't mean that. Ebenezer Scrooge: And I'm sure that I do mean that. Merry Christmas, indeed. What reason have you…”

— Leslie Bricusse, Ebenezer Scrooge, Albert Finney, imdb.com

“Merry Christmas. Merry Christmas, Merry Christmas, Merry Christmas, kiss my ass. Kiss his ass. Kiss your ass. Happy Hanukkah.”

— John Hughes, Clark Griswold, Chevy Chase, imdb.com

“Kid: Santa? Jack Skellington: Merry Christmas! And what is your name? Kid: Uh... uh... Jack Skellington: That's all right. I have a present for you, anyway. There ya go, sonny! Ho ho ho! HEEHEEHEE! [slips out the chimney] Mother: And what did Santa bring you, honey? [kid shows parents his present—a…”

— Caroline Thompson, Tim Burton, Jack Skellington (voice), Chris Sarandon, imdb.com

“Brian Griffin: Seriously, who buys a novelty fire extinguisher? Peter Griffin: I'll tell you who: someone who cares enough about physical comedy to put his entire family into serious danger, that's who.”

— Danny Smith, Peter Griffin, Seth MacFarlane, imdb.com

“So you can cook your own damned turkey, wrap your own damned presents - and while you're at it, you can all ride a one-horse open sleigh to Hell!”

— Danny Smith, Lois Griffin (voice), Alex Borstein, imdb.com

“You know something, sweetheart? Christmas is...well, it's about the best time of the whole year. When you walk down the streets, even for weeks before Christmas comes, and there's lights hanging up, green ones and red ones, sometimes there's snow and everyone's hustling some place. But they don't hu…”

— Marvin Marx, Walter Stone, Ralph Kramden, Jackie Gleason, imdb.com

“Dear Mother, Well Ma how are you and the family. Am wishing all of you at home a Merry Christmas also give Ralphie and Delores and Mafalda a real nice big Christmas kiss for me. Am in hope of seeing you real soon and will give you your’s. Don’t worry try and be merry and may God Bless all of you. Lo…”

— Al Capone, documentcloud.org