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Shock: I think he might be too big!
[she tries again, he groans]
Lock: No, he's not! If he can go down a chimney... he can fit...[shoves]...down...[shoves again]...here!...[Santa slides down the pipe]”
Jack Skellington: Merry Christmas! And what is your name?
Kid: Uh... uh...
Jack Skellington: That's all right. I have a present for you, anyway. There ya go, sonny! Ho ho ho! HEEHEEHEE! [slips out the chimney]
Mother: And what did Santa bring you, honey? [kid shows parents his present—a shrunken head; parents scream]
Jack Skellington: [flying away] Merry Christmas!”
Sabrina: And a crossbow!”
5-year-old: Maybe not. We were pretty bad.”
Me: That's right.
7: But he can still stop here if he wants to.”
$0, it's on the house.”
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