Quotes tagged ‘Mailman’

“[rings door buzzer] Mail Slot Man: [mail flap opens, revealing a pair of crazed eyes] Who's there? Booger: [pauses] Ahhh, is... Mail Slot Man: What do you want? Booger: Is this the Stewart residence? Mail Slot Man: Why are you here? Booger: Ahh, I've come about the roo... Mail Slot Man: WHAT DO YOU…”

— Tim Metcalfe, Miguel Tejada-Flores, Jeff Buhai, Steve Zacharias, 'Booger' Dawson, Curtis Armstrong, imdb.com

“Mailman: [knocks on door]. Mailman: Delivery, got a delivery. [rings doorbell twice] Craig Jones: Who is it? Mailman: Got a delivery. Come on smart blood. Come on I got a delivery, its kind of hot out here buddy. [Craig opens the door] Mailman: Come on sparky. Craig Jones: What's up?! Mailman: Nice…”

— Ice Cube, Craig Jones, Ice Cube, imdb.com

“You're gonna think it's funny, but I always wanted to work for the post office. And be a mailman. I like that you get to see the same people every day. Bring 'em that check they've been waiting for. Presents for Christmas. You know, be part of the community.”

— Noah Hawley, Gus Grimly, Colin Hanks, imdb.com