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Oscar Martinez: How would anyone even know...
Dwight Schrute: Have you ever tasted a shepherd's crook?”
Up the side of Mt. Crumpit.
He rode with his load to the tip-top to dump it.”
Now, please, don't ask why. No one quite knows the reason.
It could be that his head wasn't screwed on just right.
Or it could be, perhaps, that his shoes were too tight.
But I think that the most likely reason of all…may have been that his heart was 2 sizes too small.”
Narrator: Grinned the Grinch...
Grinch: That I simply must hear!
Narrator: So he paused—and the Grinch put a hand to his ear. And he did hear a sound rising over the snow. It started in low...then it started to grow.”
Narrator: The Grinch looked around, but since reindeer are scarce, there was none to be found. Did that stop the Grinch? Ha! The Grinch simply said...
Grinch: If I can't find a reindeer, I'll make one instead.
Narrator: So he took his dog Max, and he took some black thread, and he tied a big horn on the top of his head.”
Narrator: ...he was grinchily humming.
Grinch: They're finding out now that no Christmas is coming! They're just waking up, I know just what they'll do. Their mouths will hang open a minute or two, then the Whos down in Whoville will all cry, 'Boo Hoo.'”
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