Quotes tagged ‘Sweets’

“Dwight Schrute: Most people don't even know that a candy cane represents a shepherd's crook. Which I assure you does not taste like peppermint. It tastes like sheep feces. Oscar Martinez: How would anyone even know... Dwight Schrute: Have you ever tasted a shepherd's crook?”

— Bryan Cranston, Dwight Schrute, Rainn Wilson, imdb.com

“I actually hate coffee. Without the bells and whistles, it’s just a bleak cup of a blackhole.”

— Leandra Medine, manrepeller.com

“I was so worried I baked a whole cake. And then I ate a whole cake.”

— Chris Kelly, Lincoln Rice, Hannibal Buress, imdb.com

“What is nice? Trying to fill the void in your life with flour and sugar and egg and vanilla? I mean, we are all unhappy. Do we have to be fat, too? Not you, Becky; I know you have a slow metabolism. I don't want one more piece of cake in my office!”

— Gregg Kavet, Dan O'Keeffe, Andy Robin, Steve Koren, Elaine Benes, Julia Louis-Dreyfus, imdb.com