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Oscar Martinez: How would anyone even know...
Dwight Schrute: Have you ever tasted a shepherd's crook?”
Beetlejuice: [pops out of a crack] Hey! Hey, you! Hey, come here!
[fly stops, looks Betelgeuse's direction while the hands hold up a Zagnut candy bar]
Beetlejuice: Got something good for ya... Here, boy. Wanna come on over? Have a bite? Want something to nosh?
[enticed by the bar, the fly comes closer, quite hesitant...]
Beetlejuice: [laughs] Come here! [grabs the fly and pulls him into the crack, throws the Zagnut aside]
The Fly: Help me! Help me! Help meeeee! [a burp is heard]”
Ernie 'Ice': No.
Jay: Well then, do you want to look in windows and watch babes undress?
Ernie 'Ice': It's 3am. They're undressed already.
Jay: [throws another roll of toilet paper] Well then, you think of something!
Ernie 'Ice': [grumpy eating candy] Look, I don't feel so hot.
Jay: It's because you're eating too much candy, you oinker! [hits Ice causing him to drop a piece of candy he was eating]”
Rick Deckard: The whole town was somethin'. One time. Forget your troubles, see a show, gamble a little. Win some money, lose some money. They made money seem like candy.”
Salem: There’s a pound of candy corn inside me.
Sabrina: Ignore him. Happy Halloween.”
Harvey: ‘Schnickers’? ‘N&N’s’? ‘Butterthumb’? Where do these people shop?
Sabrina: I don’t know, but if you're thirsty, there’s ‘Popsi’.
Harvey: Do they have ‘Yoo-hoo’?
Sabrina: No, but they have ‘Hey, Over Here’.
Harvey: I think I’ll just have a diet Popsi.”
Gus: That's impossible.
Coroner Woody Strode: Your right that seems low. 9mm gun.
Howard: I never ever sent you a five-pound box of candy.
Marion: You didn't?
Howard: No, I didn't.
Marion: Then I must have married the wrong man.”
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