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|Birthday:||June 22, 1958|
|Birthplace:||Royal Oak, MI, United States|
|Educated At:||Western Michigan University|
|Nationality:||United States Of America|
|Occupations:||Television Actor, Film Actor, Camera Operator, Voice Actor, Film Director|
AKA: Bruce Campbell
Birthday: June 22, 1958
Birthplace: Royal Oak, MI, United States
Educated At: Western Michigan University
Nationality: United States Of America
Occupations: Television Actor, Film Actor, Camera Operator, Voice Actor, Film Director
Ash: OK. You defeat me, I guess all kinds of bad crap's gonna happen for a long time. Got it.”
Pablo: How does it feel?
Ash: I-I did not. Wish you could have said somethin' before I made those dumb crosses, but, okay.”
Ash: Yeah, well, your cooking was shit.”
Ash: Good, check the old prostate while you're in there?”
Eli: In here I can. It's your trip, Jefe.
Ash: Nice, you know I've always wanted to talk to you. Uh, just don't mention the stuff I do in the trailer when we're there alone.
Ash: All right then.”
Ash: You listen to me. Whatever I was, that was a long time ago. Let it choose somebody else now. Me, I'm cutting out!
Pablo: You can't outrun evil, Ash!
Ash: Watch me!”
Pablo Bolivar: Um, I don't think it's a very good weapon, Jefe. You had to stab Roper like 50 times.
Ash: Hey, I was sharpening it for you.”
Ash: What'd you call me?
Demon: Ashy Slashy, hatchet and saw, takes your head and skins you raw! Ashy Slashy, heaven or hell, cuts out your tongue so you can't yell...”
Lionel: Uh, nothing that says wimpy specifically, but I have found a-a minor demon named Eligos. Possesses knowledge of hidden things, a-a demon of the mindscape.
Ash: Well, perfect. Sounds like a total nerd.”
Ash: Yeah, that's true, but reading from it again can't make things any worse. It's kinda like spilling paint on a painting. It's okay 'cause there's already paint on it.
Pablo: That is incorrect.”
Ash: Yeah, that's mine.
Chet: What's it for?
Ash: Um... ice sculpture?
Chet: Oh. And the shotgun?
Ash: Uh, that's mine, too.
Chet: What's that for?
Ash: In case they don't pay for the ice sculpture.”
Socrates Poole: That's Socrates Poole.
Brisco County Jr.: Oh, sorry. I guess that's a common mistake.
Socrates Poole: Not at all.
Brisco County Jr.: Well, it is if you flunked Greek philosophy two years in a row.”
Ruby: You don't know what you're talking about.
Ash: Oh, I don't? You're the one that grew up your entire life looking for that book, and you never found it. Me on the other hand, I can't fart without tripping over that thing. And I fart a lot.”
Cheryl: I died?
Ash: Yeah, it was pretty horrific. You don't remember any of that?
Cheryl: Seems like the kind of thing somebody would remember. Oh wait. Wait, I-I think... oh... oh, it's all coming back to me now.”
Suzy: Well, just try to get everything back to normal.
Ash: Normal? Ha. What's normal?
Suzy: Family, work.
Ash: Work? Work, where?
Suzy: Oh, I'm an English teacher.
Ash: What grade?
Ash: What's your favorite book?
Suzy: 'The Old Man and the Sea.'
Ash: Oh, so you like fishing.
Mr. Maxwell: I like fishing!
Ash: This ain't about you, dad!”