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opened me up
like a book
& poured the
- my personal pen & paper.”
Shirley Crain: You sold me the book. Now you know what I think. You publish this, you know what it costs.”
Miranda: I don't know. Something with a title like How to Lose That Baby Fat by Sitting On Your Ass.”
Pablo: No, I'm not. I got a really bad feeling about this.
Kelly: Really, because I haven't had a good feeling since we met Ash, and his stupid book.
Pablo: Exactly. The Book of the Dead never let's anybody off easy. It's like Ash said, everyone around him gets... dead. And now I am the book, and I may never be okay with myself if something bad...”
Ruby: You don't know what you're talking about.
Ash: Oh, I don't? You're the one that grew up your entire life looking for that book, and you never found it. Me on the other hand, I can't fart without tripping over that thing. And I fart a lot.”
Ash: Yeah, that's true, but reading from it again can't make things any worse. It's kinda like spilling paint on a painting. It's okay 'cause there's already paint on it.
Pablo: That is incorrect.”
Suzy: Well, just try to get everything back to normal.
Ash: Normal? Ha. What's normal?
Suzy: Family, work.
Ash: Work? Work, where?
Suzy: Oh, I'm an English teacher.
Ash: What grade?
Ash: What's your favorite book?
Suzy: 'The Old Man and the Sea.'
Ash: Oh, so you like fishing.
Mr. Maxwell: I like fishing!
Ash: This ain't about you, dad!”
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