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Harmon Tedesco: What?
Thad Castle: I said the teacher's become the blaster.
Harmon Tedesco: I literally have no idea what you're trying to say me right now, man.”
Larry: Was he an avuncular, bald Jew?”
Lisa: Lay off, guys! He's with me.
Jimbo: It's a lucky coincidence you happen to be your sister's brother.”
Malcolm: She says she wants the parents to be involved as possible with the children.
Lois: At school? It's the only break I get!”
Vanessa Baxter: Hey, hey. Where are you goin' dressed like that?
Mandy Baxter: Oh, I have a paper due and I didn't quite write it.
Mike Baxter: So why...why are you dressed like *that*?
Mandy Baxter: I need the professor to give me an extension or, if he really likes the dress, an A.”
Suzy: Well, just try to get everything back to normal.
Ash: Normal? Ha. What's normal?
Suzy: Family, work.
Ash: Work? Work, where?
Suzy: Oh, I'm an English teacher.
Ash: What grade?
Ash: What's your favorite book?
Suzy: 'The Old Man and the Sea.'
Ash: Oh, so you like fishing.
Mr. Maxwell: I like fishing!
Ash: This ain't about you, dad!”
J.D.: Thanks, Lucy. I like to call it 'teacher-tainment.' ”
Teacher: "Ohh, Johnny you think you're stupid?" Little Johnny: "No... i just feel bad that you're standing alone..."”
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