“Trudy Frank: I am so sorry your father and I had to miss the intervention, darling. But he had to get his prostate checked and I was getting a bikini wax. Was it fun? Billie Frank: Well, out of the three of us, I think Daddy had the best time.”— Claudia Lonow, Billie Frank, Sherilyn Fenn, imdb.com
“[Julian is taking a leak] Julian: How come you're not going? Sonny: Because I don't have to go. Only you and my grandfather go every thirty seconds.”— Tim Herlihy, Adam Sandler, Steve Franks, Julian 'Frankenstien' McGrath, Cole Sprouse, imdb.com
“Brujo: Come, I'll look inside of you. Ash: Good, check the old prostate while you're in there?”— James Eagan, Ashley 'Ash' J. Williams, Bruce Campbell, imdb.com
“How do you know that the prostate exam is going horribly wrong? When the doctor places both hands on your shoulders.”— maksism, reddit.com