I just always thought my first suit would be for, like high-school graduation, or, like, something sick, like the Winter X Games, or like the regular X Games. Or, like my funeral. Not for lame-ass court.
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Quotes tagged ‘funeral’
Vivian Cash: You can't wear black. It looks like you're going to a funeral. Johnny Cash: Maybe I am...
— James Mangold, Gill Dennis, Johnny Cash, Joaquin Phoenix, imdb.com
The first time I saw one I was 10 years old. It was my mother's. Black cholera had taken her. So Father ordered a closed casket, asked me not to look. There were to be no parting kisses. No goodbyes. No last words. That is, until the night she came back.
— Matthew Robbins, Guillermo Del Toro, Edith Cushing, Mia Wasikowska, imdb.com
What's true is that in 48 hours, you and I will have more money than God. And Mr. Bond here will have a small memorial service, with only Moneypenny and a few tearful restaurateurs in attendance.
— Jeffrey Caine, Bruce Feirstein, Michael France, Alec Trevelyan, Sean Bean, imdb.com
[Bond outruns a hearse full of henchmen through a construction site on a hill, causing the hearse to careen off the road and explode] Construction worker: How did it happen? James Bond: I think they were on their way to a funeral.
— Richard Maibaum, Johanna Harwood, Berkely Mather, James Bond, Sean Connery, imdb.com
Kamilah Davis: You know, I’m going to need to take a few personal hours later. Tyler Young: Everything OK? Kamilah Davis: Yeah. I have a funeral to go to with my sister.
— Adi Hasak, Angel Dean Lopez, Kamilah Davis, Tattiawna Jones, imdb.com
Stacks Edwards: What time is it? Tommy DeVito: It's eleven thirty, we're supposed to be there by nine. Stacks Edwards: Be ready in a minute. Tommy DeVito: Yeah, you were always fuckin' late, you were late for your own fuckin' funeral. [shoots him]
— Nicholas Pileggi, Martin Scorsese, Tommy DeVito, Joe Pesci, imdb.com
[Michael is kneeling alone in a room at the corpse of Don Tommasino in a coffin] Goodbye my old friend. You could have lived a little longer, I could be closer to my dream. You were so loved, Don Tommasino. Why was I so feared, and you so loved? What was it? I was no less honorable. I wanted to do g…
— Mario Puzo, Francis Ford Coppola, Don Michael Corleone, Al Pacino, imdb.com
Mufasa's death was a terrible tragedy; but to lose Simba, who had barely begun to live... For me it is a deep personal loss. So it is with a heavy heart that I assume the throne. Yet, out of the ashes of this tragedy, we shall rise to greet the dawning of a new era... in which lion and hyena come to…
Lucky Luciano: What do you want? Nucky Thompson: A meeting so we can settle this bullshit. Lucky Luciano: I'll meet you at your funeral. We can talk there.
— Howard Korder, Cristine Chambers, Nucky Thompson, Steve Buscemi, imdb.com
I know who you are. I know what you’ve done. You took my boy away from me! You left him in that place to die! You faked his death! We had a funeral. We buried him. And now you’re asking for my help? Go to hell.
Just wait 'til we tell Will that Jennifer Hayes was crying at his funeral.
— Matt Duffer, Ross Duffer, Dustin Henderson, Gaten Matarazzo, imdb.com
Kelly: You know they were Jewish, right? Ash: I-I did not. Wish you could have said somethin' before I made those dumb crosses, but, okay.
— Dominic Dierkes, Ashley 'Ash' J. Williams, Bruce Campbell, imdb.com
[at Locke's funeral] Ben Linus: John Locke was a...a believer, he was a man of faith, he was... a much better man than I will ever be. And I'm very sorry I murdered him. Frank Lapidus: [under his breath] Weirdest damn funeral I've ever been to.
— Elizabeth Sarnoff, Melinda Hsu Taylor, Benjamin Linus, Michael Emerson, imdb.com
Special Agent Seeley Booth: Am I in trouble? Angela Montenegro: You're late for a funeral. Of course you're in trouble.
Jayne: We're sittin' put for a funeral? Mal: Yes, Jayne. That's exactly what we're gonna do. Not gonna have these people lookin' over my shoulder once we're gone. I ain't sayin' there's any peace to be had, but on the off chance there is, those folks deserve a little of it. Inara Serra: Just when I…
— Tim Minear, Joss Whedon, Jayne Cobb, Adam Baldwin, imdb.com
So, are you going to the gerbil's funeral on Friday?
— Seth MacFarlane, Stewie Griffin, Seth MacFarlane, imdb.com
Malory: And what the hell are you wearing? Archer: I think, technically, it's a... loincloth? Fashioned out of a baby-doll nightie. [Malory lifts a finger to say something, then lets out a sigh] Well, sorry, Mother. I didn't know I was going to a funeral. I would've worn a black one.
— Adam Reed, Sterling Archer (voice), H. Jon Benjamin, imdb.com
So I get to put on a suit and talk about how great you are? I was hoping to avoid that until your funeral.
Is this a weak turnout or what? I had at least 70 more people at my funeral.