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Mac: Oh, God. Well, because I drank three bottles of champagne and hung out with a stray dog all night under a bridge, okay? It was sweet.”
McKnight Bowl Bartender: You get that way from ginger ale?
Roy: Nah, he was sniffing glue in the parking lot.”
June: They are individual single pours because it's more efficient than opening a bottle. Oxygen is poison for wine. ”
Clark Griswold: That was Rome, not Paris. This is Paris and you're drunk.”
Steve: I’m drunk.”
Is you had enough?
Are you here lookin' for love?
Got the club goin' crazy
All these bitches, but my eyes on you
Is you somebody's baby?
If you ain't, girl, what we gon' do?
If your ego need it, baby, yeah, yeah, yeah (oh)
Give it all up for you right now
We got the club goin' crazy
All eyes, all eyes on you.”
Doc Holliday: [takes out a second gun] I have two guns, one for each of ya.”
Brendon: We tried, but you were too big.
Coach McGuirk: Excuse me?
Brendon: I mean, uhh... too drunk?
Coach McGuirk: Yes. Yes I was. But I tell you something Brendon, I am every day, that doesn't mean don't carry me off the field.”
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