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Quotes tagged “Date”
Eric: [coughs] Slut!
Kitty: Bless you.
Eric: Thanks, Mom.”
Zelda: Oh, not so good. I’m starting to feel really weird about the age difference. I mean, normally I don’t care about these things, but Rick keeps bringing up stuff that makes me feel old.
Hilda: Like what?
Zelda: Oh, he keeps talking about how he can’t wait for the turn of the century. Big deal, I’ve done that five times!
Hilda: Oh, and it’s always the same; I’ve partied like it was sixteen ninety-nine, seventeen ninety-nine, eighteen ninety-nine... this time, I’m staying home.”
Harvey: Actually, Libby, I don’t dance.
Libby: Excuse me? This is a dance, guess what we do here?
Harvey: Well you see for me, dance is sort of a metaphor.
Libby: For what?
Harvey: I don’t know, something else?”
Shawn: It was either this or ice skating.”
Quinn: Well, that's how we do it in America, comrade.”
Elliot: Yeah, a guy on the bus fell asleep on me and drooled on my shoulder.
J.D.: ...You slut.”
I said I had a math test.
She was a bit confused, so I said "I thought we were naming things we could cheat on."”
Tom: 'No kidding. What was his name?'
Tom: 'Oh... That makes sense.'”