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James Bond: Well, I had lunch; but, I seem to have missed dessert.”
J.T.: Solid to liquid in seven days, fascinating.”
Dr. Finkelstein: Mm, what's this? [sniffs] Wormswort! Mmm... [prepares to take a bite but then sniffs suspiciously]
Dr. Finkelstein: ...And frog's breath?
Sally: [innocently] What's wrong? I thought you liked frog's breath.
Dr. Finkelstein: Nothing's more suspicious than frog's breath! Until you taste it, I won't swallow a spoonful!
Sally: I'm not hungry. [shrugs and in doing so pretends to accidentally knock over the spoon he holds up] Oops!
Dr. Finkelstein: [as she shoves the spoon aside on the floor and, still bent over, removes a slotted spoon from her sock] You want me to starve! An old man like me who hardly has strength as it is! Me! To whom you owe your very life!
Sally: Oh, don't be silly! [Dips the sifting spoon in the soup and pretends to taste it] Mmmm! See? Scrumptious.”
Trapper: Last night's dinner.
Klinger: Great, that was yesterday's lunch.”
She is told the next available table would be free in an hour.
She holds her phone to her ear, and with a loud voice says:
"Honey, you won't believe it, but your husband is having lunch with his girlfriend at so-and-so restaurant."
Half the diners instantly get up and rush to the exit.”
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