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Quotes tagged “witch”
Aunt Frances Owens: Eye of newt and toe of frog, wool of bat and tongue of dog.
Aunt Jet Owens: Adder's fork and blindworm's sting...
Aunt Frances Owens: Barbados lime is just the thing.
Aunt Jet Owens: Cragged salt like a sailor's stubble!
Aunt Frances Owens: Flip the switch and let the cauldron bubble.”
Aunt Frances Owens: The fact that she was a bit of a heartbreaker didn't help. Nor did it help that most of her lovers had wives on the hanging committee.”
Sally Owens: WITCH!”
Lady Margaret: What did you say?
Sir William: He's been placed under my guardianship.
Lady Margaret: On whose orders?
Sir William: I've been instructed by the House of York.
Lady Margaret: She ordered this.
Sir William: Do you speak of the Queen.
Lady Margaret: I speak of that witch.
Sir William: That is treason.”
Amanda: You're looking at the witch who put the hole in the ozone layer.
Sean: Wow, I didn't know girls could do stuff like that.
Amanda: Well, you don't know this girl.”
Sabrina: It doesn’t involve changing the earth’s orbit, does it? Because the last time I tried that, a little thing called El Nino happened.”
Sabrina: Let me guess, he has cold hands?
Zelda: Don’t worry, he performed his first operation at two.
Dr. Brickman: I even supervised my own birth — I’m a complete professional.”
Hilda: Oh the one where you can tell anyone you want and they can know for a whole twenty-four hours?
Zelda: We didn't want you to know.”
Zelda: Oh, not so good. I’m starting to feel really weird about the age difference. I mean, normally I don’t care about these things, but Rick keeps bringing up stuff that makes me feel old.
Hilda: Like what?
Zelda: Oh, he keeps talking about how he can’t wait for the turn of the century. Big deal, I’ve done that five times!
Hilda: Oh, and it’s always the same; I’ve partied like it was sixteen ninety-nine, seventeen ninety-nine, eighteen ninety-nine... this time, I’m staying home.”
Zelda: It’s her first wart as a witch!
Hilda: Oh, let me get the camera!”
Sabrina: I don’t know, me and Rapunzel?”
Rabbit: Hey, put me back, my wife Renée is about to give birth!
Sabrina: Oh, sorry!
Hilda: Relax, that happens a lot with rabbits.”
Sabrina: You're pointing at me, so isn't that dangerous?
Hilda: I have the safety on, of course.”