Quotes tagged ‘witch’

“Sally Owens: You should come around here on Halloween. You'd really see something then. Gary Hallet: Oh, yeah? Sally Owens: Yeah. We all jump off the roof and fly. We kill our husbands too.”

— Adam Brooks, Akiva Goldsman, Robin Swicord, Sally Owens, Sandra Bullock, imdb.com

“There's a little witch in all of us.”

— Robin Swicord, Akiva Goldsman, Adam Brooks, Aunt Jet Owens, Dianne Wiest, imdb.com

“[making margaritas] Aunt Frances Owens: Eye of newt and toe of frog, wool of bat and tongue of dog. Aunt Jet Owens: Adder's fork and blindworm's sting... Aunt Frances Owens: Barbados lime is just the thing. Aunt Jet Owens: Cragged salt like a sailor's stubble! Aunt Frances Owens: Flip the switch and…”

— Robin Swicord, Akiva Goldsman, Adam Brooks, Aunt Jet Owens, Dianne Wiest, imdb.com

“Young Gillian Owens: [about the Owens’ ancestor, Maria] Is that why they wanted to hang her? Because she was a witch? Aunt Frances Owens: The fact that she was a bit of a heartbreaker didn't help. Nor did it help that most of her lovers had wives on the hanging committee.”

— Robin Swicord, Akiva Goldsman, Adam Brooks, Young Gillian Owens, Lora Ann Criswell, imdb.com

“Aunt Frances Owens: Goody two-shoes! Sally Owens: WITCH!”

— Robin Swicord, Akiva Goldsman, Adam Brooks, Sally Owens, Sandra Bullock, imdb.com

“If you forget to come back for Madame Zeroni, you and your family will be cursed for always and eternity.”

— Louis Sachar, Madame Zeroni, Eartha Kitt, imdb.com

“[possessed by the Lamia] I desire the SOUL of Christine Brown. We will FEAST upon it while she festers in the grave!”

— Sam Raimi, Ivan Raimi, Shaun San Dena, Adriana Barraza, imdb.com

“I just realized, maybe it's maturity or the wisdom that comes with age, but the witch in 'Hansel and Gretel'—she's very misunderstood. I mean, the woman builds her dream house and these brats come along and start eating it.”

— Terri Minsky, Carrie Bradshaw, Sarah Jessica Parker, imdb.com

“I suppose getting burned as a witch is better than freezing to death.”

— Toni Graphia, Claire Randall, Caitriona Balfe, imdb.com

“Sir William: Henry won't be leaving with you. Lady Margaret: What did you say? Sir William: He's been placed under my guardianship. Lady Margaret: On whose orders? Sir William: I've been instructed by the House of York. Lady Margaret: She ordered this. Sir William: Do you speak of the Queen. Lady Ma…”

— Lisa McGee, Lady Margaret Beaufort, Amanda Hale, imdb.com

“Haley: So, what do you do for fun? Amanda: You're looking at the witch who put the hole in the ozone layer. Sean: Wow, I didn't know girls could do stuff like that. Amanda: Well, you don't know this girl.”

— Bruce Ferber, Marley Sims, Amanda, Emily Hart, imdb.com

“Oh, my gosh, Josh, this is fantastic! You're the greatest boyfriend in the universe. And I know, I've been out there.”

— Suzanne Gangursky, Sabrina Spellman, Melissa Joan Hart, imdb.com

“Wait a minute. How are you gonna quit magic? Go to Witch Watchers?”

— Adam Hamburger, David Hamburger, Harvey Kinkle, Nate Richert, imdb.com

“Quizmaster: No, I’m here to inform you that you can expect a very big Witch Exam sometime soon. Sabrina: It doesn’t involve changing the earth’s orbit, does it? Because the last time I tried that, a little thing called El Nino happened.”

— David Lesser, Sabrina Spellman, Melissa Joan Hart, imdb.com

“Dr. Brickman: Hello, I’m Dr. Brickman. Sabrina: Let me guess, he has cold hands? Zelda: Don’t worry, he performed his first operation at two. Dr. Brickman: I even supervised my own birth — I’m a complete professional.”

— Frank Conniff, Zelda Spellman, Beth Broderick, imdb.com

“Sabrina: Why didn't you guys tell me that there's a rule that on Friday the 13th I can tell a mortal I'm a witch? Hilda: Oh the one where you can tell anyone you want and they can know for a whole twenty-four hours? Sabrina: Yes. Zelda: We didn't want you to know.”

— Carrie Honigblum, Renee Phillips, Sabrina Spellman, Melissa Joan Hart, imdb.com

“Hilda: So how was your date with Rick? Zelda: Oh, not so good. I’m starting to feel really weird about the age difference. I mean, normally I don’t care about these things, but Rick keeps bringing up stuff that makes me feel old. Hilda: Like what? Zelda: Oh, he keeps talking about how he can’t wait…”

— Nell Scovell, Zelda Spellman, Beth Broderick, imdb.com

“Salem: Whoa! Who's your new friend? Zelda: It’s her first wart as a witch! Hilda: Oh, let me get the camera!”

— Nell Scovell, Hilda Spellman, Caroline Rhea, imdb.com

“Jenny: This is such a great place! I mean, how many people have their own turret? Sabrina: I don’t know, me and Rapunzel?”

— Jon Sherman, Sabrina Spellman, Melissa Joan Hart, imdb.com

“Sabrina: Hey, it worked! I pulled a rabbit out of a hat! Rabbit: Hey, put me back, my wife Renée is about to give birth! Sabrina: Oh, sorry! Hilda: Relax, that happens a lot with rabbits.”

— Norma Safford Vela, Sabrina Spellman, Melissa Joan Hart, imdb.com