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[slams into postcard and knickknack holder, scattering items *loudly* across reception desk with his fake breasts]
Kevin Copeland: Sorry, um, they’re new. Dr. Dorfman did an amazing job.
Marcus Copeland: [as Tiffany Wilson, squeezing Brittany’s fake breasts] Feels so real.”
Dr. Anton Kostov: I do four boob jobs a day at twenty grand a pop. Of course I have a boat.”
Husband: ‘Why don’t you just rub toilet paper all over your chest?’
Wife: ‘I don’t get it.’
Husband: ‘Worked on your ass, didn’t it?’”
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