Gus: You're dating a murderer! Shawn: Not exclusively.
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Shawn Spencer
Shawn Spencer is a fictional character and the main protagonist on the American television drama and comedy Psych played by American actor James Roday. Taking advantage of his eidetic memory and keen observational skills, he poses as a psychic and works as a private detective who often consults with the Santa Barbara Police Department. 2Fictional biography Shawn Spencer works as a freelance consultant to the Santa Barbara Police Department, along with his business partner and lifelong best friend Gus. Shawn has keen observational skills and an eidetic memory, making him an excellent detective; however, his impulsiveness, fear of commitment and lack of follow-through prevented him from achieving a traditional career with the police. Therefore, he fakes having psychic powers that the police believe aid him in solving crimes; he is in fact simply using his natural detection skills. Shawn was a breech birth, born in February 1977, and comes from a family of police officers. His father, Henry, is a decorated sergeant who trained Shawn from childhood to be hyper-observant. His parents separated in 1992, and later divorced; his mother, Madeleine (a psychologist), eventually returned and explained that she left to pursue a job opportunity. At the age of 15, he achieved a perfect score of 100 on the detective's exam. This is drawn loosely from the childhood of series creator Steve Franks, who was also born into a family of police officers and whose father "was training [Franks] in his own way to follow his footsteps." Franks' father would ask him how many people were wearing hats in a restaurant, a tactic Henry employs in the series pilot.Shawn's relationship with his father is complicated; Henry is disappointed that Shawn did not follow in his footsteps as a police officer, and is skeptical of Shawn's detective busines
Lassiter: You solved all these crimes - what was it - watching the local channel 8 news reports? Shawn: All right, I confess, that's not true. Sometimes I watch channel 5. I prefer channel 8. The weather girl? Adorable.
Kudos on the childrearing. Let me know how the therapy goes.
Okay, you have got to stop calling your nose the Super Smeller. If you want to nickname a body part, nickname your butt, man. Call it the Tight-Bouncer or the Hexagon. Ladies are gonna dig that.
There is a witness. There's a cat. I want to talk to that cat as soon as he's done licking himself... wow, I'm jealous.
Gus: How do you just eat when there's a dead guy laying there? Shawn: What, is that rude? Am I supposed to share?
He is very forgiving of others. For instance just the other day, I spilled the hot cocoa all over his genitals, and I say 'I'm sorry,' and it is fine.
Shawn: Simba, I am your father. Gus: I don't think Mufasa has ever said that. Shawn: Mufasa, Vader, I'm Not Rappaport, it's all James Earl Jones.
Lassiter: There is something I've got to get off my chest. Shawn: Is it your shirt? Please say no.
Look, there's this creepy janitor that lurks about. I want you to distract him while I grill Planetarium Girl.
And that, ladies and gentlemen, is precisely why time travel is not only possible but may have already happened.
Secondly, I've been having this recurring dream where I'm flying over Auckland on the back of a swan made primarily of cocoa. His name is Clem.
There are over four... hundred stars in our galaxy, maybe more. No one knows for sure. Many have said that the universe is even larger than the Indian Ocean, and that is why it is called Infinitum Starioctopusium.