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That '70s Show

(75 total)

Crank up the 8-track and flash back to a time when platform shoes and puka shells were all the rage in this hilarious retro-sitcom. For Eric, Kelso, Jackie, Hyde, Donna and Fez, a group of high school teens who spend most of their time hanging out in Eric

Seasons

Season 1 (18)Season 2 (7)Season 3 (13)Season 4 (11)Season 5 (16)

Characters

Kurtwood Smith (15)Red Forman (15)Topher Grace (11) Fez (11)Wilmer Valderrama (11)Mark Hudis (11)Eric Foreman (11)Laura Prepon (10)Donna Pinciotti (10)Amy Sherman-Palladino (10)

People of America, I give you 'Genitals in the Sky!'

— Rob Des Hotel, Fez, Wilmer Valderrama, imdb.com

America genitals Sky Art

Fez, tell us what happened. And, and don’t be afraid to use colorful words like sweaty, or fondle or forbidden. Go on.

— Kristin Newman, Eric Foreman, Topher Grace, imdb.com

Don't Be Afraid Colorful Words sweaty fondle

Wow! It’s every little girl’s dream to get married out of spite!

— Mark Hudis, Donna Pinciotti, Laura Prepon, imdb.com

Wow Dream Little Girl married Spite

I'm sorry, but a man in his sexual prime has needs. And you are lucky to have such a stallion at your disposal.

— Philip Stark, Fez, Wilmer Valderrama, imdb.com

Man sexual prime stallion Metaphor Examples

Can we please talk about how hungry and horny I am? I wish I had a lady made of pizza. Or a pizza made of boobs!

— Philip Stark, Fez, Wilmer Valderrama, imdb.com

Hungry Horny Pizza boobs

I'm telling you, the government has a car that runs on water, man. They just don’t want us to know, because then we'd buy all the water.

— Philip Stark, Steven Hyde, Danny Masterson, imdb.com

Government Car Water Buy

Fez, unfortunately there are some people in this world that are going to judge you on the color of your skin, or your funny accent, or that girly little way you run. But you know what, you're not alone. Why don't you think the Martians won't land here? Cause they're green, and they know people are g…

— Bryan Moore, Chris Peterson, Michael Kelso, Ashton Kutcher, imdb.com

Judge Color skin funny accent Girly

We keep our Christmas decorations down there. Baby Jesus was watching.

— Bryan Moore, Chris Peterson, Kitty Forman, Debra Jo Rupp, imdb.com

Christmas decorations Baby Jesus Watching

Jackie: No way, Fez I can’t believe you finally lost your virginity. Eric: Wait, this isn’t like the time you bought a hamster, named it Virginity and then lost it, is it?

— Philip Stark, Eric Foreman, Topher Grace, imdb.com

Sex lost virginity hamster lost

I mean, it’s simple. The woman just needs to be a cook in the kitchen, a maid in the living room, and an acrobat in the bedroom. And I can hire a cook and a maid.

— Dean Batali, Jackie Burkhart, Mila Kunis, imdb.com

Simple Woman Cook Clean acrobat

Kitty: Here you go Red, Belgian waffles. Eric: What's so Belgian about them? Red: They crumbled at the hands of the Nazis.

— Dave Schiff, Red Forman, Kurtwood Smith, imdb.com

belgian waffles breakfast crumbled Nazis

Eric, honey, could you get the Thanksgiving turkey out of the freezer? Oh, wait. It's a 20-pounder. Donna, could you get the Thanksgiving turkey out of the freezer?

— Dean Batali, Kitty Forman, Debra Jo Rupp, imdb.com

Thanksgiving Turkey heavy Strong

Well, I think this whole room is a great example of bad taste.

— Philip Stark, Donna Pinciotti, Laura Prepon, imdb.com

whole room Example Bad Taste

You were like Siamese twins joined at the beard.

— Gregg Mettler, Donna Pinciotti, Laura Prepon, imdb.com

Simile Examples siamese Twins Making Out

You kids switch partners more than square dancers!

— Jeff Filgo, Jackie Filgo, Kitty Forman, Debra Jo Rupp, imdb.com

kids switch Partners square dancers romance

Oh, would you stop! Luke Skywalker this, Luke Skywalker that, I'm sick and tired of hearing about that little fruit!

— Jeff Filgo, Jackie Filgo, Red Forman, Kurtwood Smith, imdb.com

Luke Skywalker Sick Tired little fruit

So you're too proud to take her back? And what do you have to be so proud of? You're not an athlete, the only smart thing about you is your mouth... and just look at you!

— Jackie Filgo, Jeff Filgo, Red Forman, Kurtwood Smith, imdb.com

proud athlete Mouth Sassy

I love that woman with a FIERY PASSION...that consumes my soul!

— Will Forte, Red Forman, Kurtwood Smith, imdb.com

Woman Love Fiery Passion Soul

Ah good, all the half-wits are here.

— Alan Dybner, Red Forman, Kurtwood Smith, imdb.com

Good Sassy half-wits

No, wh-what is it now. You want me to drop out of high school, join the Salvation Army, and go off and fight wars?

— Will Forte, Michael Kelso, Ashton Kutcher, imdb.com

high school salvation army fight wars mixup

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