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Seth: I've got Jesus and Moses on my side, man.”
Jesus: Did I always believe? I am belief, Shadow. I don't know how not to believe.
Shadow: I don't think I know how to. I think I maybe don't...don't really believe. You know, I don't really believe any of this. And maybe everything that's happened so far is just some kind of vivid dream. And I don't even know if I can believe that.
Jesus: Even if you don't believe, you cannot travel in any other way then the road your senses show you. And you must walk that road to the end.”
Laura: Did you just name drop Jesus Christ like you know a guy who knows a guy?”
Shadow: Cause his dad sacrificed his ass.
Wednesday: Don't blame the parent. Plenty of suffering and blame to go around. Although that White Jesus could stand a little more suffering. He's doing very well for himself these days.
Shadow: ...And how many colors does Jesus come in?
Wednesday: Well you got your white, Jesuit-style Jesus, you got your black African Jesus, you got your brown Mexican Jesus, you got your swarthy Greek Jesus—
Shadow: That's a...That's a lot of Jesus.
Wednesday: There's a lot of need for Jesus, so there are a lot of Jesus.”
Jesus: That's right. Don't you see, gingers? If you don't want to be made fun of anymore, all you need are guns and bombs to get people to stop.
Santa Claus: That's right, friends. All you need to do is instill fear and be willing to hurt people and you can get whatever you want. The only true power is violence.
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