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Evan Lawson

Evan Lawson Quotes

Total quotes: 5

Evan Lawson

character

Occupations: Accountant Technician, Chief Executive Officer

Spouse: Paige Collins

Total quotes: 5

“Whoa. Whoa-whoa-whoa-whoa-whoa, I'm not getting a disease. Are you kidding me? Especially one I didn't have any fun catching.”

— Evan Lawson, Royal Pains, Season 1: TB or Not TB

Tagged: whoa, disease, are you kidding me?, Fun, Catching, Sex

“Honestly, it smells so bad... It smells like a moose had sex with a bucket of Chinese food in here, like musty... and you kind of look like Jesus and Patrick Dempsey had a child, and that child grew older and then got really sick.”

— Evan Lawson, Royal Pains, Season 1: Pilot

Tagged: Smells, Bad, Simile Examples, jesus, Patrick Dempsey, Child

“It's brunch. You're wearing clothes, so it's not breakfast; you're not even that hungry yet, so it's not lunch; it's like... it's the meal that won't commit.”

— Evan Lawson, Royal Pains, Season 1: TB or Not TB

Tagged: Brunch, Clothes, breakfast, Hungry, Lunch, Commitment Issues, Meal

“Divya Katdare: Here's an idea: let's have dinner but absolutely no conversation.

Evan Lawson: Yeah. Like we're married.”

— Evan Lawson, Royal Pains, Season 1: TB or Not TB

Tagged: marriage & adult relationships, talking, Conversation, Dinner, Quiet

“1986 called. It wants its shorts back.”

— Evan Lawson, Royal Pains, Season 1: TB or Not TB

Tagged: Diss, Shorts, vintage

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