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“Darcy: You know I took a vow of abstinence!

Peter: Yeah? Well, the problem is, I didn't!”
— Darcy, Degrassi, Season 7: Standing In The Dark
Tagged: Abstinence, Sex
“J.T.: I lost my girl. I lost my best friend, I lost my job, and my...my family. And, now I'm probably going to jail.

Jay: Bummer times, at least there's a party.”
— J.T. Yorke, Degrassi, Season 5: Turned Out, Part 2
Tagged: Loss, Jail, party, bummer
“Jay: I got us tickets to the party of the year. Want to be my plus-one?

Alex: Too bad going with you is a minus-twenty.”
— Alex Nuñez, Degrassi, Season 5: The Lexicon of Love, Part 1
Tagged: party, Sick Burns
“Manny: Male strippers dropping it like it’s hot? Oh yeah, oh yeah.

Emma: Okay, I think removing you from public is a good idea for us all.”
— Manny Santos, Degrassi, Season 5: I Against I
Tagged: male strippers, drop it like it's hot
“Hey, you can’t throw fries at a kid in a wheelchair.”
— Jimmy Brooks, Degrassi, Season 4: Goin’ Down the Road, Part 1
Tagged: Fries, Wheelchair
“ If Jesus didn't want us to have sex he'd make every girl look like Quasimodo's sister.”
— Gavin 'Spinner' Mason, Degrassi, Season 5: Redemption Song
Tagged: jesus, Sex, quasimodo
“Craig: Do you know how humiliating it was to find out, in public, that my girlfriend dumped me by email?

Ellie: Oh. Oh, you’re forgetting on your birthday. It’s a pretty good detail, too.”
— Craig Manning, Degrassi, Season 5: Venus, Part 2
Tagged: humiliating, Dumped, Email
“I swear, if I peed on the floor Paige would claim she gave me the water.”
— Manny Santos, Degrassi, Season 4: West End Girls
Tagged: Pee, Water
“Manny: Em, what's wrong with your eyes?

Emma: I'm trying to kill Chris with my mind.”
— Emma Nelson, Degrassi, Season 4: Modern Love
Tagged: Kill, Mind Control, Telepathy
“This guy? He's nasty, tastes like fire, rubs people the wrong way. This guy here? Sweet, refreshing. But when these two get together, bad news. Kind of like you and me.”
— Jay, Degrassi, Season 4: Eye of the Tiger
Tagged: Nasty, tastes like fire, Bad News, sweet, Refreshing
“Ashley: You know, you guys should try going a little more post-emo. Still punk, but less mopey.

Craig: I don't think the other guys even know what regular emo is. Spinner probably thinks it's a Muppet.”
— Ashley Kerwin, Degrassi, Season 4: Ghost in the Machine, Part 2
Tagged: Emo, Punk, mopey, muppets
“Alex: Not that I'd ever admit this, but I used to be scared of you.

Paige: Please, I am so not scary.

Alex: No, you're a pushover a coward and a suck. 'Cause if my boyfriend showed up here and treated me that way, I'd be shopping for a new boyfriend.”
— Paige Michalchuk, Degrassi, Season 4: Islands in the Stream
Tagged: Scared, scary, pushover, coward
“Emma: Do you think I'm weird?

Jay: Now there's a loaded question.

Emma: Everyone's been acting like I belong in a straitjacket.

Jay: That's their problem. You're no weirder than the rest of us.”
— Emma Nelson, Degrassi, Season 4: Secret, Part 1
Tagged: Weird, straitjacket
“I hate bees! They’re like flying death monkeys!”
— Marco Del Rossi, Degrassi, Season 3: It's Raining Men
Tagged: Bees, Flying Death Monkeys
“Radishes, radishes, not so sweet, red and round and gross to eat. They have power and cruel little voices saying 'I run Degrassi, you have no choices'. Ugly and mean and slightly obscene, the stubbornest radishes I've ever seen.”
— Liberty Van Zandt, Degrassi, Season 4: Voices Carry, Part 2
Tagged: radishes, Rhymes, Songs, obscene
“Emma: Alex, what is your problem?

Alex: Let's see, your personality, your clothes, your holier-than-thou attitude. You.”
— Emma Nelson, Degrassi, Season 3: I Want Candy
Tagged: what's your problem?, Personality, Clothes, Holier Than Thou
“This song is your prize for breaking my heart/ Should have written these words to you right from the start/ You say it doesn't matter, how it's all in the past/ My pain doesn't show, it's disguised by this mask/ I can;t pretend to forgive and forget/ Gonna make the day you met me a day you'll regret/ 'Cause you're the dust in my eye/ You're the rock in my shoe/ Yeah, you lie, lie, lie/ Better watch what you say, 'cause I'm on to you/ Mr. Nice Guy/ Oh, Mr. Nice Guy/ Mr. Nice Guy/ You're so nice.”
— Ashley Kerwin, Degrassi, Season 3: Rock and Roll High School
Tagged: Songs, Rhymes, Heartbreak, forgive, Mr. Nice Guy
“Hey! Everybody! These two have an announcement to make! Guys? (Craig and Manny keep quiet) Oh, they're way too modest. So I'll help spread the joy. These two idiots are pregnant! That's right, because it's way to difficult to use a condom!”
— Ashley Kerwin, Degrassi, Season 3: Accidents Will Happen
Tagged: pregnant, idiots
“ Liberty, you're about as edgy as a butter knife.”
— Sean Cameron, Degrassi, Season 3: Accidents Will Happen
Tagged: Edgy, butter knife
“Paige: What, so you've just forgiven creep-boy for beating you up?

Terri: He apologized.

Paige: Of course! His type always does so they can get another shot in at you!”
— John Bell, Bruce McDonald, Tassie Cameron, Yan Moore, Aaron Martin, Stefan Scaini, Degrassi, Season 3: Don't Dream It's Over
Tagged: Domestic Violence, Apologies
“Joey: Caitlin. All those years ago, when I broke your heart. I thought I'd lost you forever.

Caitlin: And yet, here you are, standing in an airport with me on Christmas...”
— Joey, Degrassi, Season 3: Holiday
Tagged: Broken Heart, romance
“Mr. Raditch: Is there something you'd like to say, Mr. Cameron?

Sean: Yeah! Go to hell!”
— Sean Cameron, Degrassi, Season 3: This Charming Man
Tagged: Go to Hell
“Toby: You had a wet dream?

JT: Shut up!

Toby: Who was it about?

JT: Your mom!”
— J.T. Yorke, Degrassi, Season 3: Gangsta Gangsta
Tagged: wet dream, your mom
“Sean: I've got a record, OK?

Jay: You’re that guy aren’t you? Nearly killed a kid in Wasaga!

Sean: It was a fight, and I deafened him in one ear.

Jay: Sorry? What, I can't hear you.

Sean: You know, you’re a real comedian for someone sitting in the principal's office.”
— Sean Cameron, Degrassi, Season 3: Gangsta Gangsta
Tagged: Criminal Record, comedian, principal's office
“Spinner: Admit it. You have a man-crush!

Marco: Oh, please. I mean, Spin—your hair? So last year. Your shoes—they never match anything you wear, and to tell you the truth, you're not even that cute!”
— Gavin 'Spinner' Mason, Degrassi, Season 3: Against All Odds
Tagged: man-crush
“Spinner: I didn't mean 'homo' as in 'gay', I mean 'homo' as in...

Dylan: ...Milk?”
— Bruce McDonald, Yan Moore, Aaron Martin, Degrassi, Season 3: Pride
Tagged: homo, gay, milk
“Fail English, no biggie. Fail gym, then we need to talk.”
— Paige Michalchuk, Degrassi, Season 3: Father Figure
Tagged: english, gym
“[shopping for condoms]
Toby: Did you see the Pina Colada flavored?

J.T.: Yeah! Too bad they don't have...bacon!”
— Toby, Degrassi, Season 2: Dressed In Black
Tagged: flavored condoms, Bacon, pina colada
“Spinner: I have no backbone.

Mr. Armstrong: Excuse me?

Spinner: I have no backbone. I'm whipped, I'm totally spineless. My girlfriend completely controls my life.”
— Gavin 'Spinner' Mason, Degrassi, Season 3: Father Figure
Tagged: Backbone, Pussy Whipped, spineless
“Which is the greater sin: being yourself, or pretending to be somebody you're not?”
— Dr. Sally, Degrassi, Season 2: Careless Whisper
Tagged: Being Yourself, Sin
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