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AKA: | Michael Judge |
Birthday: | October 17, 1962 |
Birthplace: | Guayaquil, Ecuador |
Educated At: | St. Pius X High School |
Nationality: | United States Of America, Ecuador |
Occupations: | Television Actor, Film Actor, Journalist, Electronics Engineer, Voice Actor |
Total quotes: 160
Mike Judge
characterAKA: Michael Judge
Birthday: October 17, 1962
Birthplace: Guayaquil, Ecuador
Educated At: St. Pius X High School
Nationality: United States Of America, Ecuador
Occupations: Television Actor, Film Actor, Journalist, Electronics Engineer, Voice Actor
Total quotes: 160
“Butt-head: [to McVicker] You just weren't reaching us, dude.
Beavis: Yeah, and if you try reaching for us, I'll kick you in the nads!”
Beavis: Yeah, and if you try reaching for us, I'll kick you in the nads!”
Tagged:
reaching, Double Entendre
“Can't you see you're not making Christianity better, you're just making rock and roll worse?”
Tagged:
Christian Rock
“Burger World manager: You don't get workers compensation for fighting, it has to be an accident.
Beavis: You mean we, like, need to poop in our pants?”
Beavis: You mean we, like, need to poop in our pants?”
Tagged:
accident, Fecal Incontinence
“[Beavis and Butt-head walk up to a female police officer who is posing as a prostitute]
Butt-head: Hey, baby…so, like, how much?
Officer: Fifty.
Butt-head: Cool. Beavis, do you have fifty cents?”
Butt-head: Hey, baby…so, like, how much?
Officer: Fifty.
Butt-head: Cool. Beavis, do you have fifty cents?”
Tagged:
undercover cop, prostitution
“Richard, I'm an independent businessman. Emphasis on "independent." And "business." And "man," come to think of it.”
Tagged:
Business
“Butt-head: Uhh, that doesn't sound right. It should be like, Butt-head and Beavis. 'Beavis and Butt-head' sounds stupid.
Beavis: No, no! I kinda like 'Beavis and Butt-head'! I don't know just sounds right.”
Beavis: No, no! I kinda like 'Beavis and Butt-head'! I don't know just sounds right.”
Tagged:
name changes, Stupid
“I did absolutely nothing and it was everything I thought it could be.”
Tagged:
cubicles, Life Is Short
“Buzzcut: And what about your patent disregard for Beavis! Do you not care a rat's ass for the safety of your closest companion!?
Butt-head: Uhh…no.”
Butt-head: Uhh…no.”
Tagged:
Compassion
“Bob Porter: Looks like you've been missing a lot of work lately.
Peter Gibbons: Well, I wouldn't exactly say I've been missing it, Bob.”
Peter Gibbons: Well, I wouldn't exactly say I've been missing it, Bob.”
Tagged:
missing work
“Oprah: Butt-head, you've slept with over 5,000 women. How do you explain the attraction to you?
Butt-head: Uh…just look at me!”
Butt-head: Uh…just look at me!”
Tagged:
Oprah Winfrey, Hubris
“T.V. voiceover: You're watching PBS.
Butt-head: He said 'B.S.'
Beavis: But first he said 'pee.'”
Butt-head: He said 'B.S.'
Beavis: But first he said 'pee.'”
Tagged:
Juvenile Humor, PBS
“Maybe I should tie the long hair on your head to the short hair on your ass and kick you down the street!”
Tagged:
Threats
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