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Booger: Big deal! Did you get in her pants?
Gilbert: She's not that kind of girl, Booger.
Booger: Why? Does she have a penis?”
Thor: My penis?
Officer Sacks: Pull it out.
Thor: I also have a big dick.”
Chris Knight: So, if there's anything I can do for you—or, more to the point, to you—just let me know.
Susan: Can you hammer a six-inch spike through a board with your penis?
Chris Knight: Not right now.
Susan: A girl's gotta have her standards.
[She walks out]”
Tom: Because I'm curious-- I'm a curious guy.”
Henry: That's my joke.”
Inga: In other vords: his veins, his feet, his hands, his organs vould all have to be increased in size.
Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: Exactly.
Inga: He vould have an enormous schwanzstucker.
Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: That goes without saying.
Igor: He's going to be very popular.”
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