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Magnet: Pick a hole, any hole.”
Hormone Monster: Not yet, that's why we gotta get to the bathroom, Sweetheart!”
Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: What did he say?
Igor: 'What the hell are you doing in the bathroom day and night? Why don't you get out of there and give someone else a chance?'”
Michael: What I want... what's most important to me is that I have a guarantee: no more attempts on my father's life.
Sollozzo: What guarantees could I give you, Mike? I'm the hunted one. I've missed my chance. You think too much of me, kid. I am not that clever. All I want is a truce.
Michael: I have to go to the bathroom. Is that all right?
Capt. McCluskey: You gotta go, you gotta go. [Michael gets up, but a suspicious Sollozzo probes Michael's crotch, to Michael's offense] I frisked him. He's clean.
Sollozzo: Don't take too long... [Michael heads to the bathroom]
Capt. McCluskey: [to Sollozzo] I frisked a thousand young punks.”
Kidnapper: You just went five minutes ago!
Homer: I have a bladder the size of a brazil nut!
Kidnapper: We just call them nuts here”
Nat: What are you pussy-whipped?
Larry: It's not really about her, It's about me, I pee sitting down.”
Adrian Monk: I ate in the bathroom. I had some mints.”
Good lord! Are you having a bowel movement or a baby?”
Rusty: Um, I don't...
Stan: Oh, explains the attitude and why he did such a a slapdash job.”
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