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Beavis Quotes

Total quotes: 10
“Butt-head: Uh…Hey Beavis. I got an idea.

Beavis: Yeah, me too! Let's go over to Stewart's house and burn something. [holds up a lighter]”
— Beavis, Beavis and Butt-head, Season 3: Comedians
Tagged: Arson
“Gus Baker: Hey! We're on the air! You can't use that language!

Beavis: We use language?”
— Beavis, Beavis and Butt-head, Season 4: Right On
Tagged: Language, Profanity
“ [on the phone with the Home Shopping network] Yeah, I'd like to order one of those pubic zercroniums.”
— Beavis, Beavis and Butt-head, Season 3: Sporting Goods
Tagged: Home Shopping Network, Cubic Zirconium
“Kindergarden teacher: Butt-head, are you angry?

Butt-head: I'm, like, angry at numbers.

Beavis: There's, like, too many of 'em and stuff.”
— Beavis, Beavis and Butt-head, Season 5: Held Back
Tagged: Innumerate, Anger
“Judge: You'll need someone who knows the laws, who's familiar with the penal system and—

Beavis: [laughing with Butt-head] She said penal.”
— Beavis, Beavis and Butt-head, Season 3: Plate Frisbee
Tagged: Penal, Penile, Homonyms
“Butt-head: Face it, Beavis, you have a problem with your penis. Maybe you should wash it or something.

Beavis: Yeah, I'll just…wait, with water? No way, then it'll get all wet.”
— Beavis, Beavis and Butt-head, Season 5: Tainted Meat
Tagged: Genital Hygiene, penis
“Butt-head: Hey, Beavis. We could get rich doing this. We need to get more balls.

Beavis: [laughs] You've got to hear what you just said, Butt-head. You said, heh, "We need to get more balls."

Butt-head: Huh huh huh, oh yeah.”
— Beavis, Beavis and Butt-head, Season 4: Mr. Anderson's Balls
Tagged: balls, Double Entendre
“If you pour salt on a snail, a lot of scientific stuff happens.”
— Beavis, Beavis and Butt-head, Season 2: Scientific Stuff
“Voice on T.V. Ad: [on T.V.] Imagine yourself, your own finger, luxuriously touched with the new karat gold Cubic Zerconium.

Beavis: [on the phone] hello, yeah, I'd like to order one of those... Pubic... Zercroniums.”
— Beavis, Beavis and Butt-head, Season 3: Plate Frisbee
“I am The Great Cornholio. I need TP for my Bunghole.”
— Beavis, Beavis and Butt-head, Season 4: The Great Cornholio
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