“Someone’s habits are subjective and do not exist as universal truths.”— Gigi Engle, gigiengle.substack.com
“It was our collective secret that we were obsessed with sex. Our sexuality was kept secret from us, while it was exhibited, examined and exploited by men.”— Heather O'Neill, hazlitt.net
“I'm doing a lot of things I didn't before. I'm eating five/six meals a day, drinking eight liters of water. I’m masturbating seven times a day, keep my testosterone pumping.”— Tyson Fury, businessinsider.com
“Elle: For that matter, any masturbatory emissions, where the sperm is clearly not seeking an egg, could be termed reckless abandonment. Professor Callahan: You’ve just won your case.”— Karen McCullah Lutz, Kirsten Smith, Elle Woods, Reese Witherspoon, imdb.com
“You gonna jump or jerk off?”— Kurt Wimmer, W. Peter Iliff, Rick King, Johnny Utah, Luke Bracey, imdb.com
“Unfortunately, Trevor passed away from a heart attack while masturbating to produce sperm for artificial insemination. But I had some eggs frozen, so just as soon as the right guy comes along...”— Mike Judge, Etan Cohen, Yuppie Wife, Darlene Hunt, imdb.com
“I love how you inspire me to jack off.”— Andrew Goldberg, Jennifer Flackett, Nick Kroll, Mark Levin, Nick Birch, Nick Kroll, imdb.com
“Louis C.K. was a very good friend of mine before he died in that terrible masturbation accident. And it was his room. You read the story. He was masturbating in his own room. That’s where you supposed to masturbate. Then he said, 'Hey, everybody, I’m gonna pull my dick out.' Nobody ran for the door…”— Dave Chappelle, Himself, Dave Chappelle, imdb.com
“The truth is, solo sex might be more important for the demi than almost any other sexual type.”— Shannon Ashley, medium.com
“Little Maria here can’t get through the day without masturbating.”— Jonathan Tolins, Roland Blum, Michael Sheen, imdb.com
“You may not know this, but I’m actually a very modest and anxious person, and even writing 'masturbation' in the book was stressful to me.”— Lena Dunham, amazon.com
“No, I go upstairs in my room. I had a cross in my room. This was my last God moment. I looked at the cross and I begged God, 'Please, make it yesterday. Turn the clock back an hour. Who’s going to notice? An hour, and I won’t get caught. I won’t do it again.' I hear the cops and then I hear the cop…”— Vincent Gallo, amazon.com
“I've been wanking all night. I ate four packets of crumpets, and I think my clit might drop off.”— Laurie Nunn, Aimee Gibbs, Aimée-Lou Wood, imdb.com
“I can't masturbate. But I don't wanna talk about it.”— Laurie Nunn, Otis Milburn, Asa Butterfield, imdb.com
“I didn’t know about masturbation. The first time I had an orgasm, I didn’t know what it was. I’m like, 'Something just happened to my body.' I tried to look it up in the dictionary because we didn’t have Internet.”— Jenny McCarthy, amazon.com
“All I do is masturbate. I beat my dick like it owes me money. My dick got a restraining order out on my hand. I woke up one morning and my dick was dialing 911.”— Tracy Morgan, amazon.com
“Self-fucking, to me, is the ultimate incarnation of that pubescent spark — you don’t even need to know someone with a hot tub.”— Luke Winkie, melmagazine.com
“He’s telling me that your husband likes to play with himself a lot when you’re not here.”— Jana, imdb.com