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Erica Messer Quotes

Total quotes: 25
“The master race has been perfected, Ryan, and they all go to our school.”
— Seth Cohen, The O.C., Season 1: The Heights
Tagged: Master Race, Perfection, School, wealthy, Attractive, Snarky, joke
“Anna: Oh, so insulting him counts as conversation?

Seth: Oh, well. If it doesn't, we've never spoken.”
— Seth Cohen, The O.C., Season 1: The Heights
Tagged: Insult, Insulting, Conversation, Speak, awkward, Snarky, Sassy, humor
“Kirsten: She looks good. Her spirits are high.

Caleb: She's high?

Kirsten: No, her spirit. Her mood. She's up.

Caleb: So, she's on uppers?”
— Kirsten Cohen, The O.C., Season 1: The Links
Tagged: Sprits, high, Drugs, Uppers, Mood, Spirit, Pun, joke, humor, Misunderstanding
“Evil can't be scientifically defined. It's an illusory moral concept that doesn't exist in nature. Its origins and connotations have been inextricably linked to religion and mythology.”
— Dr. Spencer Reid, Criminal Minds, Season 5: Our Darkest Hour
Tagged: Beyond Good and Evil, Good, Evil, Religion, Mythology, Unquantifiable
“Eliminate the variable. Strike as close as you can to the point of origin or destination.”
— Erica Messer, Criminal Minds, Season 9: Gatekeeper
Tagged: Goals
“Have you always lived on the sappy side, or did that come out when you became a mother?”
— Antonia Slade, Criminal Minds, Season 11: The Storm
Tagged: Sappy, Motherhood
“The question isn't why do I kill people, the question is...why I don't kill everybody. I decide who dies... but mostly I decide who lives. I'm like...God.”
— Billy Flynn, Criminal Minds, Season 6: JJ
Tagged: killers, Murder, Messiah Complex
“When Garcia can't find a breadcrumb, it's usually because the bread was never baked.”
— Jennifer Jareau, Criminal Minds, Season 13: Full-Tilt Boogie
Tagged: Breadcrumbs, Detectives
“Caleb: Seth! Ah... You're still not a football player.

Seth: Ha, no, but thank you.”
— Seth Cohen, The O.C., Season 1: The Girlfriend
Tagged: Football, Insult, Thank You, Sassy, Snarky, Rude
“Seth: Is it twisted if I find my potential grandma really hot?

Ryan: Not when she looks like that.”
— Seth Cohen, The O.C., Season 1: The Girlfriend
Tagged: Grandma, Twisted, Hot, Attractive, joke, Sassy, awkward
“Yeah, just because you delete your history, it doesn't mean all your dirty cyber laundry isn't hanging out there for me to find on your hard drive. Rookie mistake!”
— Penelope Garcia, Criminal Minds, Season 4: Soul Mates
Tagged: Delete Online History, Rookie Mistake
“After I finish you, I'm gonna find that little bastard son of yours. And I'm gonna show him both of his dead parents! And I'm gonna tell him it was all your fault!”
— The Reaper, Criminal Minds, Season 5: 100
Tagged: Threats, Sadism, Bastard
“I've always heard every ending is also a beginning. We just don't know it at the time. I'd like to believe that's true.”
— Emily Prentiss, Criminal Minds, Season 7: Run
Tagged: Ending, Beginning, Hope
“Gabrielle: Fifth grade? Okay, she needs to change that. She's known that guy since he's been eating paste.

Seth: I think he still does.”
— Seth Cohen, The O.C., Season 1: The Girlfriend
Tagged: Fifth Grade, Elementary School, Paste, Dating, Boyfriend, Snarky, Sassy, Insult
“Do you know how many Ashleys are in downtown Boston? Too many Ashleys! That many Ashleys. And the only thing to track her down is that she has fancies for bunnies.”
— Penelope Garcia, Criminal Minds, Season 9: Gatekeeper
Tagged: Ashley, Boston
“Hotch, repetitive thinking is a death mill for the brain. For complete brain usage, diverse stimulation is the key.”
— Dr. Spencer Reid, Criminal Minds, Season 1: Unfinished Business
Tagged: Repetitive Thinking, Diverse Stimulation
“You know, I've learned that, in the short time I've had the privilege of being a dad... it heals wounds, just being there for your kid.”
— David Rossi, Criminal Minds, Season 11: A Beautiful Disaster
Tagged: Fatherhood, Healing, Parenthood
“Typically, voyeurs are nonviolent and content to remain bystanders.”
— Dr. Spencer Reid, Criminal Minds, Season 9: Gatekeeper
Tagged: Voyeurs, Bystanders
“He...he kept growing despite his disease. The last time I laid beside him he was almost as long as me. He was ready to go, but I was unready to say goodbye. Begged him to open his eyes. Well, the cruelest part was that I could see who he would be at twenty, but I knew he would never get there.”
— Aaron Hotchner, Criminal Minds, Season 9: Demons
Tagged: Loss, Death of a Child, goodbye, cruel
“The only people I ever made happy were divorce attorneys.”
— David Rossi, Criminal Minds, Season 3: The Crossing
Tagged: Happy, Divorce, Lawyers
“You told Danny to watch his temper. What else did you worry about? Danny said you had a puppy, but he died. Your son is ill, and he needs help. The truth is, the only thing Danny isn't capable of is remorse. He feels nothing. The son you were trying to protect...is a sociopath.”
— Debra J. Fisher, Erica Messer, Criminal Minds, Season 4: A Shade of Gray
Tagged: Temper, Sociopath, Remorse
“We shall defend our island, whatever the cost may be, we shall fight on the beaches, we shall fight on the landing grounds, we shall fight in the fields and in the streets, we shall fight in the hills, we shall never surrender. We shall defend our island, whatever the cost may be.”
— Josh Redding, Criminal Minds, Season 7: Self-Fulfilling Prophecy
Tagged: defense, Defending Your Land, Never Surrender
“You really don't know someone ’til you take a road trip with them.”
— Elle Greenaway, Criminal Minds, Season 1: Charm and Harm
Tagged: Road Trips
“She obviously did nothing to protect Amber from the abuse. She...she feels betrayed by her mother and now receives extreme sadistic pleasure in watching the same thing that happened to her. Strange. In this case, the abused actually became the abuser.”
— Dr. Spencer Reid, Criminal Minds, Season 2: The Perfect Storm
Tagged: Abuse, Child Abuse, Sadism, Revenge
“Kirsten: Maybe you guys can make peace this weekend.

Sandy: Okay. Oh, no, no wait. I can't.

Kirsten: Why?

Sandy: I'm still Jewish. Just gettin' it out of my system. I promise.

Kirsten: I wonder what his new girlfriend's like.

Sandy: I am sure she is very well paid. And on fire.”
— Sandy Cohen, The O.C., Season 1: The Girlfriend
Tagged: Peace, Family, awkward, Jewish, Girlfriend, Prostitute, Escort, joke, Fire
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