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Zach: What? Why would you say that?
Gray: Because they are.
Zach: No, they're not getting divor... they're not getting divorced! Look, you haven't been around long enough; they've always been that way.
Gray: They get mail from two different lawyers.
Zach: That doesn't mean anything.
Gray: I Googled it. They're divorce lawyers.”
Sebastian: Cause the world needs more lawyers.
Mia: Well it doesn't need more actresses.
Sebastian: You're not just an actress.
Mia: What do you mean, ‘just an actress’?
Sebastian: You said it yourself, you're a child-prodigy playwright.
Mia: That is not what I said.
Sebastian: You're too modest to say it but it's true. So you could write your own roles. Write something that's as interesting as you are.
Mia: Last thing I wrote was a stand-up routine for an open-mic night. It was horrible.
Sebastian: All I'm saying is Louis Armstrong could have played the marching-band charts he was given. What did he do instead? He made history.
Mia: OK, I'll stop auditioning and make history instead.
Sebastian: [laughs] My work here is done.”
Mike: I am asking you to take a few ounces of lukewarm coffee and spill it on him. I doubt that satisfies the definition of 'assault,' but, hey, you're the lawyer.”
Rick Grimes: Either way, I don't pretend to be a governor.”
Proctor: No, I really don't.”
Niles: Me, too. But they make wonderful patients. They have excellent health insurance and they never get better.”
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