“The world sends people your way. Ryan came to me through a temp agency. Andy was transferred here. No idea where Creed came from. The point is, you just have to play with the cards that you're dealt. Jim, that guy is an Ace. Dwight is my King up my sleeve. Phyllis is my Old Maid. Oscar is my Queen.…”— Aaron Shure, Michael Scott, Steve Carell, imdb.com
“Emerson Hauser: Run along and play now. Rebecca Madsen: Thanks for being a dick about it.”— Elizabeth Sarnoff, Steven Lilien, Bryan Wynbrandt, Rebecca Madsen, Sarah Jones, imdb.com
“Okay, you are the most full of shit lawyer I've ever met, and I think we should stop and appreciate the magnitude of that statement.”— Douglas Petrie, Lauren Schmidt, Jessica Jones, Krysten Ritter, imdb.com
“Anna: Oh, so insulting him counts as conversation? Seth: Oh, well. If it doesn't, we've never spoken.”— Erica Messer, Debra J. Fisher, Seth Cohen, Adam Brody, imdb.com
“Seth: I'm going 70 in a 65 zone. Summer: 80 is the new 70. Seth: What? Who talks like that? Summer: Who gets passed by a van full of nuns? Oh, wait, Cohen does! Seth: Well they have God on their side, Summer, okay. I'm not gonna beat Jesus. Summer: I'm gonna call Holly and see how far ahead of us th…”— Josh Schwartz, Summer Roberts, Rachel Bilson, imdb.com