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Mac: Come on, man! You can't say things like that!
Dennis: I don't know what I said. What'd I say?
Charlie: Uh, you dropped a hard 'J' on us.”
Terrell: I'm a musical theater actor living in Philadelphia! I didn't think it was that big a secret.”
Penny: Are you sure that's a choice, Avi?
Avi: Good dig. But jealousy is not a sweat pant that fits you well.”
Waitress: Did we start already, or do you really want water?
Jane: Just bring me vodka.”
Max: Even I think rollerblades are gay. And I had sex with a dude last night.”
Summer: Is that a real question?
Jerry: Just making conversation.
Summer: Are you? What part of that gives me anything to work with? My choice is to: say nothing, be sarcastic, or bark "yes" like a trained animal. It's not a conversation; you're holding me verbally hostage.”
Get your shit together.”
Rick: It's society! They work for each other, Morty. They pay each other, they buy houses, they get married and make children that replace them when they get too old to make power.
Morty: That just sounds like slavery with extra steps!
Rick: Ooh-la-la, someone's gonna get laid in college.”
Rick: Well, I don't like your unemployed genes in my grandchildren, Jerry, but life is made of little concessions.”
Morty: Oh well, okay. [unzips]
Rick: A hair, Morty. I need one of your hairs. This isn't Game of Thrones.”
Elliot: Oh, do they also have any punching each other in the stomach contests? Because that's another thing I can't do.”
Dr. Cox: Jerk-Off of the Year. No, Bastard of the Year! Uh, don't you tell me! Guy I Despise So Much, I'd Pay Someone To Kill You and Stuff You and Leave You by my Bed, So That When I Wake Up in the Morning, I Could Roll Over and Punch You in the Face...of the Year.”
New Doctor: Hey! I'm Ron, I'm a new doctor here.
J.D.: Hey Ron, the "I don't care" ward's down there.”
Dr. Cox: No... Barbie, no. It makes you look like a prostitute that caters exclusively to clowns.”
Carla: It's not like you haven't had sex with other people. Your ex-wife, that med student, your ex-wife, the cute nurse from radiology, your ex-wife...
Dr. Cox: Would you get off my ex-wife?
Carla: I will if you will.”
Carla: I got one for you, stop calling it that.”
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