“I shouldn't have to tell you that our sex life is private.”— Alexandra Rushfield, Aidy Bryant, Annie, Aidy Bryant, imdb.com
“I read online that you're very private and decline to answer questions that make you feel uncomfortable. This is a two-parter. Is that true? And how old were you when you got your first period?”— Zach Galifianakis, Scott Aukerman, Himself, Zach Galifianakis, imdb.com
“Maybe I can meet you at the baggage carousel bathroom, and kiss you on the lips, your, uh, private lips.”— Sarah Schneider, Chris Kelly, Jeff, Beck Bennett, imdb.com
“You put me in the highest place even though you can't afford to fly a private plane. Drive you to the wild when we're making big mistakes, but we don't hit the brakes.”— Carlie Hanson, open.spotify.com
“Charlie: Ohhhhhhhh shit! Look at that door, dude. See that door there? The one marked 'Pirate?' You think a pirate lives in there? Dennis: I see a door marked 'Private.' Is that the door you're talking about?”— Charlie Day, Scott Marder, Rob Rosell, Dennis Reynolds, Glenn Howerton, imdb.com
“[Laws] prohibiting sodomy do not seem to have been enforced against consenting adults acting in private... I do not know what 'acting in private' means; surely consensual sodomy, like heterosexual intercourse, is rarely performed on stage.”— Antonin Scalia, oyez.org
“If laws acting upon private interests can not always be avoided, they should be confined within the narrowest limits, and left wherever possible to the legislatures of the States.”— Martin Van Buren, amazon.com
“While a private individual may be bound only by the formal vows that he makes, those who govern should be wholly bound by the truth in thought, word and deed.”— Aung San Suu Kyi, amazon.com
“The terrible thing is that people who are madmen in private may wear a totally bland and innocent expression in public.”— Akira Kurosawa, amazon.com
“She was very private. I don’t think anyone will ever be able to totally capture her—she seemed so evanescent.”— Joseph Mitchell, amazon.com
“Some things are private. Some things needed to be said, even when the person who needed to hear them couldn’t hear anything. Ever again.’”— Rachel Vincent, amazon.com
“Lose him when he treats you like his girlfriend behind close doors and sees right past you in public.”— Liane White, thoughtcatalog.com
“Play music while you use your vibrator. Of course, you don’t want the music to be so loud that someone will bang on your door.”— Joan Price, seniorplanet.org
“If he's trying to get you to break up with him, he's also probably going to stop wanting to go places with you, like out with your friends or something. He's trying to distance himself from you, and the last thing he's going to want to do is to act like a happy couple in front of others.”— Jessica Booth, gurl.com
“You're afraid to tell your partner about a normal happening - your car needs brakes, your boss made you work overtime - because you're not sure how he will react.”— Adriana Velez, thestir.cafemom.com