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Quotes tagged “Laid”
Turtle: Do I give a fuck? That's the answer.”
Dennis: I don't really have any convictions.”
Rick: It's society! They work for each other, Morty. They pay each other, they buy houses, they get married and make children that replace them when they get too old to make power.
Morty: That just sounds like slavery with extra steps!
Rick: Ooh-la-la, someone's gonna get laid in college.”
Birdperson: It has been a... challenging mating season for Birdperson.”
Dean: [looks at Sam strangely] This is exactly why you never get laid.”
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