Quotes tagged ‘Laid’

“Eric: Could you get laid without Vince? That's the question. Turtle: Do I give a fuck? That's the answer.”

— Doug Ellin, Turtle, Jerry Ferrara, imdb.com

“That's just great. She gets dinner and Dixieland and laid. And I get mosquitoes and no beer and... not laid. How could this get any... [alligator surfaces and growls] LET ME FINISH... worse. You ruined it. You ruined the moment.”

— Adam Reed, Sterling Archer (voice), H. Jon Benjamin, imdb.com

“Dee: Are you actually gonna throw away all your convictions for a chance to get laid? Dennis: I don't really have any convictions.”

— Charlie Day, Rob McElhenney, Dennis Reynolds, Glenn Howerton, imdb.com

“Morty: You have a whole planet... sitting around making your power for you?! That's slavery! Rick: It's society! They work for each other, Morty. They pay each other, they buy houses, they get married and make children that replace them when they get too old to make power. Morty: That just sounds li…”

— Dan Guterman, Justin Roiland, Dan Harmon, Rick Sanchez (voice), Justin Roiland, imdb.com

“Rick: When's the last time you got laid, 'pers? Birdperson: It has been a... challenging mating season for Birdperson.”

— Ryan Ridley, Tom Kauffman, Dan Harmon, Rick Sanchez (voice), Justin Roiland, imdb.com

“Sam: The reversed cross has been used by Satanists for centuries, but this sigil of sulfur didn't show up in San Francisco until the sixties. Dean: [looks at Sam strangely] This is exactly why you never get laid.”

— Trey Callaway, Sam Winchester, Jared Padalecki, imdb.com

“Next time you want to get laid...find a girl that's not so buckets-of-crazy, huh?”

— Eric Kripke, Dean Winchester, Jensen Ackles, imdb.com