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Rick Sanchez (voice) Quotes

Total quotes: 28
“Rick: Alright, Morty, I just gotta erhp combine it with some of your DNA.

Morty: Oh well, okay. [unzips]

Rick: A hair, Morty. I need one of your hairs. This isn't Game of Thrones.”
— Rick Sanchez (voice), Rick and Morty, Season 1: Rick Potion #9
Tagged: DNA, hair, Game of Thrones, Sassy
“Get off the high road, Summer! We all got pinkeye because you won't stop texting on the toilet.”
— Rick Sanchez (voice), Rick and Morty, Season 2: Total Rickall
Tagged: Toilet, High Road, Texting, germs, Pinkeye
“I'm Doctor Who in this motherfucker! I could be a clone! I could be a hologram! We could clones controlled by robots controlled by special headsets that the real Rick and Morty are wearing while they're fucking your mother!”
— Rick Sanchez (voice), Rick and Morty, Season 3: The Rickchurian Mortydate
Tagged: Doctor Who, clones, Holograms, Robots, Diss
“Stupid-ass, fart-saving, carpet-store motherfucker.”
— Rick Sanchez (voice), Rick and Morty, Season 2: Mortynight Run
Tagged: Stupid, Fart, Carpet, Diss
“The universe is a little too big to care about something so small.”
— Rick Sanchez (voice), Rick and Morty, Season 2: Big Trouble in Little Sanchez
Tagged: Universe, small, big, Vast, Care
“I'M A PICKLE! I'm pickle Riiiiiick!”
— Rick Sanchez (voice), Rick and Morty, Season 3: Pickle Rick
Tagged: Pickle, Catchphrase
“Don't break an arm jerking yourself off, Morty.”
— Rick Sanchez (voice), Rick and Morty, Season 1: Close Rick-Counters of the Rick Kind
Tagged: masturbation, Jerking Off, Broken Arm
“TO GET R*ugghhb*IGGITY RIGGITY WRECKED SOONN”
— Rick Sanchez (voice), Rick and Morty, Season 1: Ricksy Business
Tagged: Drinking, party, crazy, Wrecked
“Come on, flip the pickle, Morty. You're not gonna regret it. The payoff is huge. I turned myself into a pickle, Morty! Boom! Big reveal! I'm a pickle! What do you think about that? I turned myself into a pickle! W-what are you just staring at me for, bro? I turned myself into a pickle, Morty.”
— Rick Sanchez (voice), Rick and Morty, Season 3: Pickle Rick
Tagged: Pickle, surprise, Transformation, Science
“Beth: Am I evil?

Rick: Worse, you're smart. When you know nothing matters, the universe is yours. And I've never met a universe that was into it. The universe is basically an animal, it grazes on the ordinary. It creates infinite idiots, just to eat them, not unlike your friend Timmy.”
— Rick Sanchez (voice), Rick and Morty, Season 3: The ABC's of Beth
Tagged: Evil, Smart, Universe, Nothing Matters, idiots, Ordinary, Extraordinary
“Put a saddle on your universe. Let it kick itself out.”
— Rick Sanchez (voice), Rick and Morty, Season 3: The ABC's of Beth
Tagged: Life, Universe, strength
“I can't wait to watch your adventure lay a huge fart.”
— Rick Sanchez (voice), Rick and Morty, Season 1: Meeseeks and Destroy
Tagged: Fart, Adventure, Failure
“Rick: Have you acquired creepy specific old stuff from a mysterious antique or thrift store that gives you powers, but fucks with you in unforeseeable ways? Bring it to 'Curse Purge Plus'! I-I use science to un-curse the items for cash, and you get to keep the powers. This guy got mysterious sneakers to make him run faster, but guess what? He would've had to run until he died, making them worthless. I removed the curse, making them worth, like, I don't know, $8 million? See you at the Olympics. This eerily intelligent doll was threatening to murder its family. Now it does their taxes.

Doll: Everything's deductible.

Rick: Don't pay for cool stuff with your soul. Pay for it with money. You know, like how every store in the world works?”
— Rick Sanchez (voice), Rick and Morty, Season 1: Something Ricked This Way Comes
Tagged: creepy, devil, Powers, Curse, olympics, Taxes, Soul, Money
“[they both exchange kisses, upping their sexual arousal]

Unity: Yes, Rick, yes! Yes, yes!

Rick: Wait, wait, stop! H-Hold it! Not like this. We need a hang glider, and a crotchless Uncle Sam costume, and I want the entire field of your largest stadium covered end to end with naked redheads, and I want the stands packed with every man that remotely resembles my father.”
— Rick Sanchez (voice), Rick and Morty, Season 2: Auto Erotic Assimilation
Tagged: Sex, Hang Glider, Fantasy, Uncle Sam, Crotchless
“Can somebody just let me out of here? If I die in a cage I lose a bet.”
— Rick Sanchez (voice), Rick and Morty, Season 2: A Rickle in Time
Tagged: Bets, Lose A Bet, Death, Cage
“Rick: When's the last time you got laid, 'pers?

Birdperson: It has been a... challenging mating season for Birdperson.”
— Rick Sanchez (voice), Rick and Morty, Season 1: Ricksy Business
Tagged: Laid, Mating, Mating Season, Challenging
“They named a holiday after me. Ricksgiving. They teach kids about me in school!”
— Rick Sanchez (voice), Rick and Morty, Season 2: The Ricks Must Be Crazy
Tagged: Thanksgiving, School, holiday, Teaching
“ It's not the same, Summer! Lincler's a crazed maniac. He's just a misguided effort of mine to create a morally neutral super-leader by combining the DNA of Adolf Hitler and Abraham Lincoln. Turns out that ehh-it just adds up to a lame, weird... loser.”
— Rick Sanchez (voice), Rick and Morty, Season 1: Ricksy Business
Tagged: Abraham Lincoln, Adolf Hitler, DNA, Maniac, Loser
“Morty: You're talking about Inception?

Rick: That's right, Morty! This is gonna be a lot like that, except y'know, it's gonna me-beh... make sense.

Morty: Inception made sense!

Rick: You don't have to try and impress me, Morty!”
— Rick Sanchez (voice), Rick and Morty, Season 1: Lawnmower Dog
Tagged: Inception, Dreams, Impressive, confusing, minds, Brain
“Huntin' a vampire with my grandkids!! FUCK!! TINY RI-I-ICK!!!”
— Rick Sanchez (voice), Rick and Morty, Season 2: Big Trouble in Little Sanchez
Tagged: tiny, Grandchildren, Excited, Bonding
“Yeah motherfucker yeah get it get some, right up your fucking bitch ass you fuck! Guess who just discovered a new element! Think you could do that Morty? You think anyonne but me could do it ever in a billion years? Do you think if God existed he could do it? The answer is no. If God exists its fucking me!”
— Rick Sanchez (voice), Rick and Morty, Season 3: Rest and Ricklaxation
Tagged: Element, God, Existence
“Wubba-lubba-dub-dub!”
— Rick Sanchez (voice), Rick and Morty, Season 2: Total Rickall
Tagged: Catchphrase
“Rubber baby bubby bunkers!”
— Rick Sanchez (voice), Rick and Morty, Season 2: Total Rickall
Tagged: Catchphrase
“Morty, sit here. Summer, you sit here. Now, listen—I know the two of you are very different from each other in a lot of ways, but you have to understand that as far as Grandpa's concerned, you're both pieces of shit! Yeah. I can prove it mathematically. Actually, l-l-let me grab my whiteboard. This has been a long time coming, anyways.”
— Rick Sanchez (voice), Rick and Morty, Season 2: A Rickle in Time
Tagged: Siblings, Shit, Pieces of Shit, Math, Whiteboard, Favorite
“Right, yeah, like nothing shady ever happened in a fully furnished office? You ever hear about Wall Street, Morty? Y-Y-Y'know what those guys do i-in-in their fancy boardrooms? They take their balls and they dip 'em in cocaine and wipe 'em all over each other—y'know, Grandpa goes around and he does his business in public, because Grandpa isn't shady.”
— Rick Sanchez (voice), Rick and Morty, Season 2: Mortynight Run
Tagged: Wall Street, shady, public, Office, Garage, Work
“Mr. Beauregard: Ah, Master Rick, remember when you weren't going to shoot me?

Rick: [shoots Mr. Beauregard in the face] I guess Iiii did the butler! Hahaaa! Does that, does that scan?

Ghost in a Jar: Oh, I-I get it. It's a play on 'the butler did it.'

Rick: Thanks Ghost in a Jar. You always were good at pointing out potentially obscure comedy.”
— Rick Sanchez (voice), Rick and Morty, Season 2: Total Rickall
Tagged: butler, Word Play, comedy, shoot, Obscure
“'I took your family'? Who do you think had taken more from them when you shot 20 CCs of liquid dreamkiller into my daughter? She was Rick's daughter, Jerry! She had options! That all ended because she felt sorry for you. You act like prey, but you're a predator! You use pity to lure in your victims! That's how you survive! I survive cause I know everything, that snake survives because children wander off, and you survive 'cause people think 'Ooh, this poor piece of shit, he never gets a break! I can't stand the deafening silent wails of his wilting soul! I guess I'll hire him or marry him!'”
— Rick Sanchez (voice), Rick and Morty, Season 3: The Whirly Dirly Conspiracy
Tagged: Roast, mean, Marriage, Son-In-Law, Victims, Snakes, Fatherhood
“An-and I-I-I'll go out and I'll find some more of that Mulan Szechuan teriyaki dipping sauce, Morty! Th-b-because that's what this is all about, Morty! Th-that's my one-armed man! I'm not driven by avenging my dead family, Morty, that was fake! I-I-I'm driven by finding that McNugget sauce! I want that Mulan McNugget sauce, Morty! That's my series arc, Morty! If it takes nine seasons, I want my McNugget... dipping sauce Szechuan sauce, Morty! That's what's gon-it's gonna take us all the way to the end, Morty!”
— Rick Sanchez (voice), Rick and Morty, Season 3: The Rickshank Redemption
Tagged: McNuggets, Obsessed, Ending
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