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It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Quotes

“I'm the queen of the night!”
— Deandra Reynolds, It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, Season 7: The High School Reunion
Tagged: Queen, Night, confident
“Charlie: Why were you sleeping in?

Mac: Oh, God. Well, because I drank three bottles of champagne and hung out with a stray dog all night under a bridge, okay? It was sweet.”
— Ronald "Mac" McDonald, It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, Season 7: How Mac Got Fat
Tagged: Drunk, champagne, dog, sweet
“I will make it work because I'm a genius.”
— Dennis Reynolds, It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, Season 12: Old Lady House
Tagged: Make it Work , Genius, Creative
“Charlie: I'll pull a Good Will Hunting. What's your major dude?

Frat Boy: Economics

Charlie: (In Boston accent) Oh, I bet you read a lotta Gordon Wood, huh? You read your Gordon Wood and you regurgitate it from a textbook and you think you're wicked awesome doin' that, And how 'bout' dem apples? And all that Gordon Wood business.”
— Charlie Kelly, It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, Season 5: The Gang Reignites the Rivalry
Tagged: Good Will Hunting, Economics, Smart, Impressive
“Yeah, well, we won't get got though. We gonna get. See, Dee, people like us, we don't get got. We go get.”
— Dennis Reynolds, It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, Season 9: Mac and Dennis Buy a Timeshare
Tagged: Get Got, Ambitious, Go Getters
“So the Wendy's manager was like 'You gotta clean dat up!' and I was like they're your hamburgers you clean them up. Artemis was all bummed out about something I did to myself with the onions and now she won't talk to me.”
— Frank Reynolds, It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, Season 5: The Waitress Is Getting Married
Tagged: Clean Up, Gross, Onions, upset
“Parenting is pretending you know what you're talking about, then jamming it down their throat!”
— Mac, It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, Season 6: Dee Gives Birth
Tagged: Parenting, Forceful, Teaching, Parenthood, Fake It Until Make It
“Frank: You gotta pay the troll toll to get into this boy's hole. You gotta pay the troll toll to get in. You want this baby boy's hole, you gotta pay the troll toll.

Charlie: Stop, stop, stop. All right not bad, good rhythm, love the enthusiasm. I feel like you're saying 'boy's hole', and it's clearly 'soul.'”
— Charlie Kelly, It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, Season 4: The Nightman Cometh
Tagged: Mistakes, Troll, Hole, Musical
“ Keep singing, bitch! You're not gonna have a face by the time I'm through with you!”
— Charlie Kelly, It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, Season 4: The Nightman Cometh
Tagged: Singing, Anger, Threat, Mad, insults
“ Hi. I'm a recovering crack head. This is my retarded sister that I take care of. I'd like some welfare, please.”
— Dennis Reynolds, It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, Season 2: Dennis and Dee Go on Welfare
Tagged: Welfare, Crack, Recovering, Money
“Dennis: Name a Philadelphia celebrity you would like to have a drink with.

Dee: Bill Cosby.

Frank: The cards are a little outdated.”
— Frank Reynolds, It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, Season 11: Chardee MacDennis 2
Tagged: celebrity, Bill Cosby, Outdated
“Frank: Hey, warm sun, cool ocean breezes, getting rip sh*t on ham.

Mac: Wouldn't you say we're getting... Hammered?”
— Mac, It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, Season 7: The Gang Goes to the Jersey Shore
Tagged: Drinking, Hammered, Sun, Drunk
“Fill me up with cream. Turn me into cannoli.”
— Frank Reynolds, It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, Season 7: Frank Reynolds' Little Beauties
Tagged: Cannoli, cream, Gross
“Dennis: What's wrong with the Jersey Shore?

Mac: Come on, you've seen that TV show. It's just a bunch of sweaty Guidos getting hopped up on energy drinks and giving each other diseases.”
— Mac, It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, Season 7: The Gang Goes to the Jersey Shore
Tagged: Jersey Shore, Energy Drinks, Diseases
“Without the sunglasses, Weekend at Bernie's would have been a very dark, strange tale”
— Dennis Reynolds, It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, Season 6: Dee Gives Birth
Tagged: Sunglasses, Movie, dark, strange
“This sucks. This sucks a bag of dicks.”
— Deandra Reynolds, It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, Season 6: Dee Gives Birth
Tagged: Sucks, Awful, penis
“Just so I'm clear, you don't actually think things are going to come alive because you're spending the night in museum, right?”
— Deandra Reynolds, It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, Season 6: Who Got Dee Pregnant
Tagged: Night At Museum, alive, Movie
“Frank: Anyone want any more catfish?

Charlie: Yo dude. Definitely give me another one of those. They're delicious. And you can taste that sort of endangered tang...”
— Charlie Kelly, It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, Season 6: The Gang Buys a Boat
Tagged: Endangered, food, Catfish
“Mac: Hey bro, how'd you lose your hand?

Sailor: Diabetes.

Mac: That's not much of an adventure is it? Kind of tragic.”
— Mac, It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, Season 6: The Gang Buys a Boat
Tagged: Diabetes, hand, tragic, Adventure
“Dennis: The whole purpose of buying the boat in the first place was to get the ladies nice and tipsy top side, so we can take them to a nice comfortable place below deck, and you know, they can't refuse...because of the implication.

Mac: Okay you had me goin' there for the first half. The second half kinda threw me.

Dennis: Well dude, think about it. She's out in the middle of nowhere, with some dude she barely knows. She looks around and what does she see? Nothing but open ocean. 'Ah there's nowhere for me to run! What am I gonna do, say no?'

Mac: Okay. That seems really dark.”
— Dennis Reynolds, It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, Season 6: The Gang Buys a Boat
Tagged: creepy, boat, Ladies, Sex, dark, Implication
“And then he smells crime again, he's out busting heads. Then he's back to the lab for some more full penetration. Smells crime. Back to the lab, full penetration. Crime. Penetration. Crime. Full penetration. Crime. Penetration. And this goes on and on and back and forth for 90 or so minutes until the movie just sort of ends.”
— Dennis Reynolds, It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, Season 5: Mac and Charlie Write a Movie
Tagged: Movie, Plot, Crime, Sex, film
“Oh whoops, ooh! I dropped my monster condom that I use for my magnum dong!”
— Frank Reynolds, It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, Season 5: The D.E.N.N.I.S. System
Tagged: condom, Dongs, Oops, accident, Showing Off
“I'll just regress, because I feel I've made myself perfectly redundant.”
— Charlie Kelly, It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, Season 5: Paddy's Pub
Tagged: Regress, Redundant, Nonsense
“Charlie: Do wasps make honey?

Dennis: No wasps do not make honey.

Charlie: Alright well I'm gonna check it out anyway, there could be something delicious in here that wasps do make and I want that”
— Charlie Kelly, It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, Season 5: The Waitress Is Getting Married
Tagged: Wasp, Bees, Honey, Exploring, Questions
“Dee: Maybe you shouldn't have your window open!

Mac: maybe you shouldn't be throwing jars of piss out the window!”
— Mac, It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, Season 5: The Gang Hits the Road
Tagged: window, Piss, Gross, angry
“I eat stickers all the time dude!”
— Charlie Kelly, It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, Season 5: The Gang Hits the Road
Tagged: Stickers, Gross, food
“I am going to smack everyone into tiny...little...pieces!”
— Charlie Kelly, It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, Season 4: The Nightman Cometh
Tagged: Anger, Frustration, Smack, annoyed
“I was that little boy, that little baby boy was me! I once was a boy, but now I'm a man! I fought the Nightman, lived as Dayman, now I'm here to ask for your hand, so if you are too merry m'am will you marry me? Will you come on stage and join me in this thing called matrimony? Please say yes and do not bone me, please just marry me!”
— Charlie Kelly, It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, Season 4: The Nightman Cometh
Tagged: Marriage, Proposal, stage, Matrimony
“See you, Coach Dick and Balls.”
— Deandra Reynolds, It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, Season 4: Sweet Dee Has a Heart Attack
Tagged: Diss, Sassy, coach, Instructor, Insult
“Dennis: You know what I'm concerned about? I don't want to get too bulky. I want to stay nice and lean and tight. I want to get that Jesus on the cross look.

Dee: I see what you're saying. I think that crucifixion must have been really good for your core.

Dennis: Oh absolutely. Jesus had like the best abs. He had the right idea. He knew no pain no gain.”
— Dennis Reynolds, It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, Season 4: Sweet Dee Has a Heart Attack
Tagged: abs, jesus, lean, In Shape, muscles
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