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|AKA:||Randolph Severn Parker III, Trey Parker|
|Birthday:||October 19, 1969|
|Birthplace:||Conifer, Colorado, United States|
|Educated At:||Berklee College Of Music, University Of Colorado Boulder|
|Nationality:||United States Of America|
|Occupations:||Actor, Animator, Writer, Producer, Director|
AKA: Randolph Severn Parker III, Trey Parker
Birthday: October 19, 1969
Birthplace: Conifer, Colorado, United States
Educated At: Berklee College Of Music, University Of Colorado Boulder
Nationality: United States Of America
Occupations: Actor, Animator, Writer, Producer, Director
Damien: The seventh layer of hell!
Mr. Garrison: Oh, that's exciting, my mother was from Alabama.”
Kyle: Wow. That'd be cool.
Cartman: My mom says there's a lot of black people in Africa.”
Crowd: It's a great name, isn't it?”
Stan: Well, at least my mom isn't on the cover of Crack Whore magazine.”
Chef: Damn right, Garrison!”
Doctor: No, it's not. Eric, I'm afraid we accidentally infected you with the AIDS virus.”
Jesus: Stab me with this! [shows Kyle the nail file] If I die I can resurrect outside the bars.
Kyle: No way! Do it yourself.
Jesus: Suicide is blasphemy. There's no choice here, Kyle.
Kyle: Dude, you don't understand. I'm a Jew. I have a few hangups about killing Jesus.”
Grampa: Oh, is that a fact? Well, let me tell ya something, Porky. Your mom was over here earlier, and I humped her like a little bitch!
Cartman [shocked]: What?
Grampa: That's right!
Grampa: And then, I dug up your great-grandma's skeleton, and had my way with her too.
Grampa: Choice piece of it, your great-grandma.
Cartman: You piece of crap! I'll kill you!
Grampa: That's the spirit, Tubby!”
Cartman: That's not cool Butters. You don't shoot a guy in the dick.
Butters: But I was just trying to stop him and you said—
Cartman: It doesn't matter, Butters! You never shoot a guy in the dick! Everyone knows that! Shooting a guy in the dick!? That's just...that's just weak...I can't believe you, Butters.”
Phillip: Yes, perhaps he's homophobic.
Terrance: But we're not gay, Phillip.
Phillip: We're not?”
Cartman: We're twice the ninjas you fags are!”
Where has my country gone?
It was a land of opportunity that we held dear
But now all these other assholes are coming here.”
Cartman: Ow, that hurt, you buttlicker!”
Cartman: Hey, that kind of looks like...Tom Selleck.”
Mrs. Cartman: 'Oh Chief, I want your hot man-chowder.'
Chief Running Water: Whoa, Hell-o!”
Stan: [screaming] No! I have to get it out!”
Kyle: No, dude, that's a branch.
Stan: Oh. Ah! It's a snake!
Kyle: No, dude, that's the same branch again.”
Joe: Sure! They're those things with vaginas in 'em!”
Butters: Yeah. I could use some goddamn poontang myself right now.”
Cartman: That's a bunch of crap. Kyle's mom is a dirty Jew!”
Cartman: You have AIDS?”