Quotes tagged ‘Assholes’

“How about the gourmet here, you know what he wanted? Hot dogs! You know what they make those things out of, Chet? You know? Lips and assholes!”

— John Hughes, Roman Craig, Dan Aykroyd, imdb.com

“Look at those assholes, ordinary fucking people. I hate 'em.”

— Alex Cox, Bud, Harry Dean Stanton, imdb.com

“Excuses are like assholes, Taylor, everybody got one.”

— Oliver Stone, Sgt. O'Neill, John C. McGinley, imdb.com

“Zephyr: Has the testosterone made you all into raging assholes or did I just miss something? Aneela: Men need to fight. It gives them meaning and us entertainment.”

— Adam Barken, Zeph, Kelly McCormack, imdb.com

“Clark: I think you're all fucked in the head. We're ten hours from the fucking fun park and you want to bail out. Well I'll tell you something. This is no longer a vacation. It's a quest. It's a quest for fun. You're gonna have fun, and I'm gonna have fun... We're all gonna have so much fucking fun…”

— John Hughes, Clark Griswold, Chevy Chase, imdb.com

“[whilst with his girlfriend] What happens to us in the future? Do we become assholes or something?”

— Robert Zemeckis, Bob Gale, Marty McFly, Michael J. Fox, imdb.com

“I will have my friend, Larry, here, stick his fingers so far up your ass your breathe will smell like Larry's fingers.”

— Drew Hancock, Thad Castle, Alan Ritchson, imdb.com

“Which one of you assholes stuck his finger in my asshole?”

— Chris Romano, Eric Falconer, Thad Castle, Alan Ritchson, imdb.com

“Where do you think you're going? Nobody's leaving. Nobody's walking out on this fun, old-fashioned family Christmas. No, no. We're all in this together. This is a full-blown, four-alarm holiday emergency here. We're gonna press on, and we're gonna have the hap, hap, happiest Christmas since Bing Cro…”

— John Hughes, Clark Griswold, Chevy Chase, imdb.com

“Larry, just between you and me, we got a very serious problem with the people taking care of the place. They turned out to be completely unreliable assholes.”

— Stanley Kubrick, Diane Johnson, Dick Hallorann, Scatman Crothers, imdb.com

“Josef Grul: Hey, Jamaica! Watch out for Number Twelve turn. Scary, ja? Derice Bannock: What's his problem? Irv: He's Josef Grul. He's one of the best drivers in the world. Yul Brenner: Yeah, he's one of the biggest ASSHOLES in the world, too.”

— Lynn Siefert, Michael Goldberg, Tommy Swerdlow, Irving 'Irv' Blitzer, John Candy, imdb.com

“The world’s not going to miss a bunch of assholes in Ed Hardy t-shirts.”

— Ryan Murphy, Brad Falchuk, Fiona Goode, Jessica Lange, imdb.com

“Optimism is for assholes and Earthers.”

— Hawk Ostby, Mark Fergus, Detective Josephus Miller, Thomas Jane, imdb.com

“Cartman: You guys, I had a dream of how I can make ten million dollars. You ready? ...Boy band. Stan: Boy band? Cartman: Boy band. Kyle: I'm not joining any faggy boy band. Cartman: There's nothing faggy about ten million dollars, asshole!”

— Trey Parker, Eric Cartman, Trey Parker, imdb.com

“Did you know that there's an acceptable level of rat turds that can go into candy bars? It's the government, jack. Even government doesn't care that much about quality. You know what is okay to put in hot dogs? Huh? Pig lips and assholes. But I say, hey, have at it bitches 'cause I love hot dogs.”

— Sam Catlin, Moira Walley-Beckett, Jesse Pinkman, Aaron Paul, imdb.com

“Where has my country gone? Where has my country gone? It was a land of opportunity that we held dear But now all these other assholes are coming here.”

— Trey Parker, Mr. Garrison, Trey Parker, imdb.com

“Prison is for assholes.”

— Courtney A. Kemp, Damione Macedon, James 'Ghost' St. Patrick, Omari Hardwick, imdb.com

“People can be fucking assholes.”

— Nic Sheff, Sheri Holland, Ajiona Alexus, imdb.com

“Self-esteem is an inside job and there might come a point that you realize she just isn’t ready for you. That’s okay. Someone else will be.”

— Bridget Phetasy, melmagazine.com

“We have a moral duty to rip this asshole off.”

— John Wells, Frank Gallagher, William H. Macy, imdb.com