Quotes tagged ‘Pussy’

“David Haye is a pussy, don’t even mention him again. Next question. Are there any more? Or are we all shot out after four actual questions?”

— Tyson Fury, youtube.com

“‘You... little... pussy.’ That's what my old man called me. It stuck with my name. And I proved him right. By killin' all the wrong people. I love you, Henry. I'll never call you anything, but your name, but you gotta decide: Are you gonna lay there, swallow that blood in your mouth? Or, you gonna s…”

— Ilya Naishuller, Henry's Father, Tim Roth, imdb.com

“Luke Duke: You thinkin’ about throwin’ that? Uncle Jesse: Oh, I’m gonna throw it...I was thinkin’ about pussy.”

— John O'Brien, Jonathan L. Davis, Uncle Jesse Duke, Willie Nelson, imdb.com

“This guy, R. Kelly, got another sex tape out now. Can you believe that shit? This guy makes more sex tapes than he does music. He’s like the DJ Khaled of sex tapes. 'Another one.' Like, damn, nigga! That’s a lot of tapes. The new one’s so bad that they didn’t even show it. I’ve never seen anything l…”

— Dave Chappelle, Himself, Dave Chappelle, imdb.com

“Howard: Lana Del Rey, did she do a version of 'Heart-Shaped Box'? Courtney: Yes, she did. Isn’t that cute? Howard: And didn’t you tweet her and say, 'You know, that’s about my pussy'? Courtney: It’s about my vagina, yeah.”

— Courtney Love, amazon.com

“Iris: God, you're square. Travis Bickle: Hey, I'm not square, you're the one that's square. You're full of shit, man. What are you talking about? You walk out with those fuckin' creeps and low-lifes and degenerates out on the streets and you sell your little pussy for peanuts? For some low-life pimp…”

— Paul Schrader, Travis Bickle, Robert De Niro, imdb.com

“You are a wuss: part wimp, and part pussy.”

— Cameron Crowe, Mike Damone, Robert Romanus, imdb.com

“Blofeld: Right idea, Mr. Bond... James Bond: ...But wrong pussy.”

— Richard Maibaum, Tom Mankiewicz, Ernst Stavro Blofeld, Charles Gray, imdb.com

“[After his laser encounter, Bond awakens to find a woman staring at him.] Bond: Who are you? Pussy Galore: My name is Pussy Galore. Bond: [looks away and smiles] I must be dreaming.”

— Richard Maibaum, Paul Dehn, James Bond, Sean Connery, imdb.com

“Truth be told, things aren't going as good for me as I led on to believe. The love of my life married some other dude, and my new girlfriend fed her pussy to the owner of the baseball team I just quit. I stole homeboy's car, and now I'm probably a wanted fugitive.”

— David Gordon Green, Kenny Powers, Danny McBride, imdb.com

“Yes, I am also not a pussy.”

— Mike Judge, Samir Nagheenanajar, Ajay Naidu, imdb.com

“This is paradise, I’m tellin’ you. This town’s like a great big pussy just waitin’ to get fucked.”

— Oliver Stone, Tony Montana, Al Pacino, imdb.com

“I know every man, whether straight, gay or George mother-fucking Bush is terrified of the pussy.”

— Alan Ball, Lafayette Reynolds, Nelsan Ellis, imdb.com

“I'm just nice. You have nice/pussy confusion.”

— Larry David, Larry David, Larry David, imdb.com

“Well, thanks for offering to let me in your clique, guys, but, to be honest, I'd rather be a crying little pussy than a faggy Goth kid.”

— Trey Parker, Butters, Matt Stone, imdb.com

“Do you have any idea how powerful you are? You know what that power is? It's the one thing you have that every man wants. You just have to let them think they have the power, but they never do. Unless you give it to them. And don't ever give it to them.”

— Jonathan Lisco, David Michod, Janine "Smurf" Cody, Ellen Barkin, imdb.com

“You've lost your fucking mind, Jimmy. Look at you. Half-lit every third night, dead drunk every second. Nut deep in random pussy. What little time you are sober and limp-dicked, you're working murders that don't even exist!”

— David Mills, David Simon, imdb.com

“A person pussy-poops another person.”

— Abbi Jacobson, Ilana Wexler, Ilana Glazer, imdb.com

“Chibs: Everybody loves pussy. Opie: I second that. Juice: Third it.”

— Jack LoGiudice, imdb.com

“Hey, I love pussy, but I like peace more. Peace is better than pussy. Peace makes my dick hard. I need motherfucking peace, motherfucker. You wanna be my girl? Be peaceful. Just some peace, motherfucker.”

— Chris Rock, scrapsfromtheloft.com